Welcome dearies, I hope you can mind the mess. I'm Behr, I'm here to get you anything you want. The multiverse is quite uncaring, I hope to provide more kindness than it can sap away from you.
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artfight number 6 - @brothrbear

artfight.net/attack/11932270.masc-the-god
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I have been informed by a friend that he does not know the second villain. So I'm gonna do some hints before I go further.
1st. Hopefully everyone knows one of them is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. So we don't need to go further with that. However, this secret second villain is also owned by Disney.
2nd. Semi aquatic was purposely vague because the nemesis is indeed an animal in a group of animal spies. Unlike the OWCA, this secret organization doesn't have a set uniform, with characters having such unique outfits that sometimes they're even in uniform when not acting as agents.
3rd. In a similar vein, this nemesis character never has any voice lines, is completely flightless, and is a species that can lay eggs. Similarly to Perry, they have a number of gadgets and end up causing their Villain's devices to self destruct.
4th. Unlike Doofenshmirtz, the plans enacted cause more than a little damage, with this villain successfully blowing up two secret agent hideouts throughout his career. Once with popcorn and the second time with an actual fucking explosives.
5th. Finally, this character doesn't want to rule anything. His end goal is warmth, which is why his initial plans involve stealing hot sauce, cocoa, and jetpack fuel and then progressing to stealing the power of the sun.
You know, if I had a nickel for every villain who trauma dumps on their semi aquatic secret agent nemesis that constantly foils their ridiculous evil plans, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it's happened more than once.
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You know, if I had a nickel for every villain who trauma dumps on their semi aquatic secret agent nemesis that constantly foils their ridiculous evil plans, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it's happened more than once.
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I managed to read your url as broth bear
Good. Because I make a decent soup.
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We subsist not on suffering but lives well lived and friendships shared.
Contemplating dead things
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Spent 4 hours cooking. My feet hurt but by the gods was it worth it
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There will always be someone to support you My Patreon
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#Makeaterriblecomicday2025, "Fast Food"

Look it's been a rough year and the I-40 is always open...
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There's a world in which this court case is specifically worded in a way that allows for future rulings to be fairer.
Midjourney deserves to lose this case, they fucked up by not paying for rights and doing their shit in a way that actually credits and enriches artists and the people who pay them to make art. In addition they broke laws and by virtue of our legal system should have the proverbial shit beaten out of them for it. (As should all other AI slop generators)
This case also, should not bolster Copyright law, merely enforce it where it stands. AI is not transformative, it's not parody, practice, or any other thing that constitutes transformation let alone creativity.
This case can be lost by both, with the right wording this case can blast AI slop into something that anyone ripped off can be sued over, and it can loosen Disney's copyright by redefining what transformative means in a more modern sense.
"i hope they both lose" or whatever parks and rec meme phrase you use to express that sentiment is not a good analysis of the disney-universal midjourney lawsuit because it is a legal case, not a football match -- the stakes are not abstract, nebulous "wins" or "losses" for the (all certainly very loathsome) parties involved but a specific legal precedent that if set will vastly expand the scope of u.s. copyright law (which because of its position as global hegemon, affects the whole world). it is not about if disney or midjourney Win, it is about whether or not the legal basis for transformative work is comprehensively eroded to an unprecedented degree!
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Eldritch HRT part 25
Transmutation
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I watched as their faces fade away, their bodies bend and twist, their soulless white eyes fill with rage. They were my friends.. now the things of nightmares.
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Featuring
Mecknavorz - @mecknavorz
Sandy - @sandyca5tle
Arynia - @ariathelamia
Astel - @asteldev
Josie - @josphitia
Aik - @home-sweet-hive
Ashen - @ashen-vulture
Mountain - @thecrystalmountainsystem
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yesterday in economic botany we were learning about plant based oil compounds and stuff and my botany professor was talking about lynn seed oil, which in woodworking is rubbed on over furniture as a varnish. this oil has an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen, meaning that the reaction creates heat. what often happens, apparently, is that woodworkers will finish rubbing on the oil with a rag and then will ball up the rag and throw it away, but because the reaction is taking place and the heat can’t escape (like it would on a piece of furniture where it can be cooled) it gets trapped in the rag, which gets hotter and hotter until it reaches the temperature where it bursts into flame. apparently many woodworking shops have been burned down by this. the proper way to dispose of rags with this oil is to hang them up on a clothesline, so again the reaction never gets enough heat to start a fire. im telling you this because im a writer and ive never heard of substance that will just…spontaneously combust conveniently like that so long as it’s in a confined space. my botany professor tried it in a trash can in his driveway and it did indeed burst into flame after 45 minutes, which is an exceptionally convenient time delay. im sorry im tying this so fast my laptop is on 2% battery and theres no outlet an
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Sorry, I'm not interrupting some big choice about freedom versus safety, am I, @queenmelodis~?
Personally, I don't think I like zoos. They're hard to draw, and I keep dropping my book~
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Happy Hypnosis Day!
These are the first three sets of Sex Sigils as part of a revising project of mine
Disclaimer: these don’t actually work it’s just for fun
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The only worse sentient machine to repair is a cyborg.
See, while robots will overheat and burn parts, your standard cyborg repair specialist also has to diagnose biological issues, which when a cyborg is imagining erotic situations, you really can't get good bio sign readings.
Additionally, while we can alligator clamp some of our testing equipment onto circuits in their mechanical parts, we also have to use several gels to attach sensors to their biological half. Most movements will also create artifacting and make the diagnostic process harder.
And God help you if you have to do a thoracic ultrasound, the moment you start applying the gel to their skin they're practically having a cardiac episode.
Being a butch repair operator for robot girls is so frustrating. They're always getting excited and overworked thinking about the eroticism of getting repaired, but I just wanna finish my shift and go home.
I get it, you're flustered, but if you overheat and melt parts I'm gonna have to fix that, too, and I didn't bring the right supplies. I've got other appointments today, so please just chill.
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