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Two years later and nothing has changed

I’m back

I genuinely forgot I had a Tumblr, and I definitely burst out laughing when I read my username. 10/10 glad to be back!!

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Before You (A Werewolf Love Story) (on Wattpad) If I had never met him, my life would be different. I would still be married to that pathetic excuse of a human I once called my husband. I would still be going to that damn yoga class every Thursday, just to be met with a fist when I got home. I would definitely be dead. If had I never met him, I wouldn't be here, tied against a wall once again begging for my life. The silver that was touching my wrists wouldn't be burning. I wouldn't be living in a world that shouldn't exist, and yet, I wouldn't change it for the world.

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Y’all should give it a chance 

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“Christ! Soldier Boy!”

Soldier Boy | The Boys, 3x04 “Glorious Five Year Plan”  

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I’m back

I genuinely forgot I had a Tumblr, and I definitely burst out laughing when I read my username. 10/10 glad to be back!!

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ugh look at his dimply smile

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Snowing at sea

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I hide myself in quotes.

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im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

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god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

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“it’s not a wig”

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What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

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textbook chaotic good

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I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

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look at how precious

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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

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Okay so listen

Today my biology teacher was casting her iPhone onto the Apple TV, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FBI PAGE SHOWS UP ON THE SCREEN!!? She goes “oh, oops.” and then giGGLES?!