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— Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
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And violà! @kazanskys-mitchell
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Round 2 Group B Match 2
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Dave Grohl:
"Dave grohl. Where do I begin? THIS MAN IS GOD. I WANT HIM TO STRANGLE ME WITH THOSE GIANT TATTOOED ARMS AND STEP ON MY SPINE. I'M NOT KIDDING"
"multiple things to do to/with dave grohl (all affectionately) : 1.) shrink him, hold him in my hands and study him 2.) put him in a washing machine and watch him spin 3.) talk to him for hours on end 4.) wash his hair 5.) ask him about his hair routine 6.) give him a little forehead kiss 7.) bbq with him"
"HOW could anyone NOT pick 90s Dave? He was SOOO beautiful 😫😫 Especially in Nirvana,come ON"
"I mean- just look at the man. If I ever saw him in real life I think I'd unexplainably combust on the spot. I'd sell my grandfather at a garage sale for him."
James Hetfield:
"every time i see james hetfield i want to put him in my mouth and bite down sooooo hard. he triggers my daddy issues in the best ways possible, and he has been a total fucking babe since metallica started 42 years ago (sidenote: 1999 james u have my heart) <3"
obligatory (peace and love in the colosseum):
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Daredevil as a character is just really funny to me.. on principle.
You know I genuinely think New Yorkers don't understand how big Hell's Kitchen is.
Cause it isn't big. At all.

Like, it's not a borough. I'd barely even call it a neighborhood. It's not even 10% of Manhattan. Hell's Kitchen is like 10 square blocks of warehouses and buildings barely anyone lives there
I just it really really funny cause it's a cool name but like.., Daredevil is running around protecting like these 20 specific city blocks on the edge of Manhattan
if you're getting your ass beat anywhere below 34th street you better hope Spiderman or the Punisher or SOMEBODY is free cause DAREDEVIL NOT LEAVING HIS HOOD thats SO FUNNY
Matt Murdock is the New Yorker who refuses to buy a car or leave how to drive ever and he doesn't have a metrocard so he can't take the train
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If cliff has 100,000 fans, I'm one of them. If cliff has 10,000 fans, I'm one of them. If cliff has 1,000 fans, I'm one of them. If cliff has 1 fan, I'm that 1 fan. If the world is against cliff I'm against the world, if cliff has 0 fans IM DEAD 😵.







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wow I really did get to see them in concert , damn 😭 .
From @/metallica's Instagram.

"20 years of @/robtrujillo and counting! Our brother joined the band #OnThisDay in 2003."
Happy 20 years Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz! (I'm so funny) but for real, happy 20 years man. Hope to see u guys in concert one day!
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hello. is this the post silly pictures of megadeth hotline? what? no? what do you mean 'how did you get this number?' what? ummm haha
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Metallica's fifth studio album, Metallica, was released on August 12, 1991!
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