brucebabener

[brucebabener]

Today’s gender: gay pirate🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

Happy Pride Month!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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i had a student wearing a “dont hug me im scared shirt” today and im like what in the 2012… you were barely born when that came out

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want to pack up and move to the woods and also scream into the void all bc someone i stupidly let myself have a crush on is clearly into my friend and not me, bc not one single time in my life has the person ive liked actually reciprocated🥲

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oh i get it this is like a today thing. got it

ok i haven’t been on tumblr in like a month wtf is booping

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ok i haven’t been on tumblr in like a month wtf is booping

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a They Deserve Each Other shipping scale where on one end of the axis you have the “no one else is good enough for them” ships, and on the other end you have the ships that need to be together monogamously forever as a quarantine measure. whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them must be contained for the greater good.

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today i had to make one of those decisions as an educator that really feels not great, and im trying not to feel bad bc 1. ultimately it is the students’ fault, they made their decisions even when they knew the consequences, and 2. i have no control over what the district/admin will do for consequences… plus i guess i wont really know what’s gonna happen until monday. but damn.

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fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining

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hmmm okay do u agree and if no, what album(s) are truly your "i listen to every song everytime" no-skips albums

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If your account is an endless doomscroll of reblogs that feature tacked on think pieces disagreeing with everyone I recommend going out to a Mexican restaurant tonight. Order yourself a Long Beach margarita and a fajita chimichanga with double rice and savor some free bottomless salsa and chips. Enjoy the ambiance of a life beyond meager online discourse friend.

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@stvksn on ig

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I can't believe DC just went with it.

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i had a desk stored in the basement and it recently went missing and when i asked my landlord he said “i know nothing about that” and when i asked him to talk to the other tenants (there’s literally only 2 other units) he told me to talk to them myself. one of the tenants texted me saying the landlord told them they could take it. i told him hey wtf why did you give my desk away and lie about it when i asked (in a nice “you control my living situation” way of course) he threatened to throw out everything stored in the basement, charge all the tenants for the removal, and install a camera in the basement even though the lease says we can store stuff down there 🙃

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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favorite part of the smug 😏😏😏 face ed makes when stede calls him his boyfriend is u know he’s like “that’s right bitches i’m Stede Bonnet’s Boyfriend” but literally he is the only person in that room and maybe even in the entire world of ofmd who thinks that’s a flex

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THERE ARE DOZENS OF US..... DOZENS!!!!

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