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ISRAEL DECLARES VICTORY IN BOYCOTT WAR
ISRAEL DECLARES VICTORY IN BOYCOTT WAR
JERUSALEM, Israel (IP) – While there has been significant media attention surrounding the international boycott of Israeli goods, Israel has quietly mounted its own international effort to boycott products made by the Palestinians. Today, Israel announced that it is the clear winner in the battle of the boycotts.
Economic Affairs spokesman Eliyahu Ben-Hazar broke down the results thusly:
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The New Novel. Coming March 2015. Preliminary artwork. Waiting for galleys....
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LIVE IN DAYTON! THE DIRECTOR’S CUT In April, I was given the honor of delivering the closing keynote speech at the Erma Bombeck Workshop in Dayton, Ohio.
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ANNA KARENINA-THE WIRE SCORECARD
ANNA KARENINA-THE WIRE SCORECARD
As many of you know, I’ve been concurrently binge-ing two masterpieces, Anna Karenina and The Wire. Much to my surprise, the two are nearly identical. To wit:
1. Vronsky is banging the mother of Karenin’s child.
2. Stringer Bell is banging the mother of D’Angelo’s child.
3. Levin wants to change the economic model of the farm to get better production out of his workers.
4. Stringer Bell is…
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BOMBECK NATION!
GIVING THE CLOSING KEYNOTE ADDRESS ON SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE ERMA BOMBECK WRITER’S WORKSHOP IN DAYTON, OHIO, April 10-12, 2014. PLEASE JOIN ME, PHIL DONAHUE, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL PEOPLE!
Details below!
http://humorwriters.org/2013/11/25/ermapalooza/
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SHAME ON FACEBOOK OBITUARIES
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THROWBACK THURSDAY SALE!
EVEN CHEAPER THAN COSTCO – BEAT THE RUSH!
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ERMAPALOOZA
PLEASE JOIN ME, PHIL DONAHUE, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL PEOPLE at the Erma Bombeck Writer’s…
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THE TRUE MEANING OF BLACK FRIDAY
Tired of watching our most sacred of holidays devolve into crass commercialism? If, like me,…
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SCHMOBACK THURSDAY!
Courtesy the Jewish Daily Forward: This year’s confluence is a once-in-about-2,000-lifetimes…
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THROWBACK THURSDAY, 1974
Happiest pardoned turkey ever.
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ME MAKE MONEY ONE DAY: THE BUSINESS OF DAVID SEDARIS
November 16, 2013, Northridge, California. 1700 seats sold out. Average ticket price $50.…
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Thoreau-back Thursday!
On Thursday, July 23, 1846, Henry David Thoreau was thrown in jail for refusing to pay his poll tax…
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