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Harry Potter Series

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone/Philosopher’s Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

Pirates of the Caribbean

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Twilight

Twilight: New Moon

Twilight: Eclipse

The Chronicles of Narnia

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Lord of the Rings

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief

Cinderella

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True

Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

The Swan Princess

Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

Pinocchio

Sleeping Beauty

Pocahontas

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

The Princess and the Frog

Tangled

Aladdin

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Mulan

Mulan II

Peter Pan

Peter Pan: Return to Never Land

Thumbelina

Robin Hood

Shrek

Shrek 2

Shrek: +3D The Story Continues

Shrek 3

Shrek the Halls

Shrek Forever After

Scared Shrekless

Donkeys Christmas Shrektacular

Alice in the Wonderland

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Tarzan

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan II

The Incredibles

Up

Lion King

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

The Lion King 1½

The Land Before Time

The Land Before Time: The Great Valley

The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island

The Land Before Time X The Great Longneck Migration

The Land Before Time IX Journey to the Big Water

The Land Before Time IV Journey Through the Mists

The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends

Bambi

Bambi II

The Bee Movie

Dumbo

Hercules

Meet the Robinsons

Cars

Cars Toon Maters Tall Tales

WALL-E

Mars Needs Moms

A Christmas Carol

Bolt

Ratatouille

Your Friend, the Rat

Chicken Little

Brother Bear

Brother Bear 2

Finding Nemo

Monster Inc.

Monster House

Monsters Vs. Aliens

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda Secrets of the Furious Five

Kung Fu Panda 2

Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special

How to Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon

Gnomeo and Juliet

The Ant Bully

Rango

Happily N’Ever After

Happily N’Ever After 2

Open Season

Open Season 2

Open Season 3

The Fox Hound

The Fox Hound 2

Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp 2

One Hundred and One Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure

Ice Age

Ice Age: The Meltdown

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Ice Age Scrat In Love

Ice Age Shorts Collection

Megamind

Legend of the Guardians The Owls of Ga’Hoole

Alpha and Omega

Despicable Me

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Gemma will not let you laugh at her little baby brother 💖

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i’ll never understand why we don’t call countries the names they actually call themselves

like, i know this is a weeaboo-sounding example, but let’s start with Japan. They call themselves Nippon or Nihon depending on… i guess, the speaker’s accent??? or their level of formality while speaking??? I dunno. But we still called them Zipangu for like a few hundred years. And now we call them Japan.

All because Marco Polo asked someone in China about that island over there and they said “oh that’s Cipangu” and Marco Polo was like “Oh, Zipangu, cool.” And then he went back to Italy and said “Y’ALL THERE’S THIS DOPE-ASS ISLAND CALLED ZIPANGU” and people back in Italy were like “An island called Giappone? Dope.”

And this pattern of people mishearing people kept repeating until we got to “Japan.”

And we still call them Japan even though we know better. Because fuck you, Marco Polo asked the wrong person 500 years ago and misheard them and we’re sticking to that, I guess.

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10 Angry College Tips For Incoming Freshmen

(I finished my freshman year this spring with a 4.0 GPA, an off-campus research internship, and three professors contacting me suggesting that I apply for a fulbright scholarship. These tips aren’t coming out of my ass.)

1. LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THIS: YOU DO NOT NEED TO “GET INVOLVED” IN STUPID CLUBS IF YOU DON’T ENJOY THEM. Hear “get involved! :)” for the 1000th time and just barf in your mouth a little and move on. If you work hard and get good grades, and socialize with people on campus when you have free time (it comes more naturally than you think) YOU WILL. BE. FINE. Actually better than fine. You’ll have time to get a real job/internship, which by the way, is what the real world wants to see you prioritizing. Moral of the story: Only join clubs if they help your personality thrive and feel healthy. Don’t do them because you feel pressured.

2. DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM A N Y O N E. I know you’re trying to fit in and take the stance of trying to make everyone happy to make sure you’ll have plenty of friends. But you have to realize that you literally just met these people, and they just met you. If they create an uncomfortable environment for you that makes college harder to cope with, get them the fuck out of your life. Ain’t nobody got time for people’s high school-ass drama.

3. SKIP YOUR CLASSES SOMETIMES. If you really have your shit together, it won’t matter. Your school will say the amount of skips you can get away with before it harms your grade. Use. Them.

4. BECOME THE MASTER OF WRITING ESSAYS IN ONE NIGHT. You will have to. I’m telling you right the fuck now. And you can get an A, if you work your lil ass off. I’ve done it many times.

5. DON’T CARE FOR EVEN 1 SECOND WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF YOU. If you wanna wear sweats and no makeup, do it. If you want to dress up and take time to put on makeup, do it. If you want to stay away from partying, do it. If you want to party, have a good ass time. If anyone has enough time to judge you, they need to be studying harder or getting a hobby. Make yourself comfortable and happy as fuck and enjoy your time in college worry-free.

6. BE THE ASSHOLE WITH A TABLET OR LAPTOP IN LECTURE. You won’t have time to copy it all down. You’ll be miserable. Just trust me. I know studies say its more effective to write stuff down for memory, but, write them out later or something. Learned that one the hard way.

7. DON’T REWRITE YOUR NOTES IF IT DOESN’T HELP YOU STUDY. If you know doing that doesn’t help you memorize, don’t do it, period. Or, if you have a collossal asston of notes (like I did) it isn’t even worth rewriting them all in the first place. I’ve fallen down that hole and lost motivation and time. Just reread them or make flashcards or whatever. Study for effectiveness, not aesthetic.

8. BE PREPARED FOR LAB TO GO THE “WHOLE TIME.” Yah, you’re gonna see 3 hours on that brand-shiny-new schedule of yours and be like there’s no way it’ll go that long, right? LOL about that. Just mentally brace yourself. Eat and drink beforehand for the love of god we don’t need hangry people handling chemicals.

9. COMMUTING DOESN’T MAKE YOU A LONER. Just. No. If you live close to campus, are comfortable with commuting, and know you’ll save yourself MAJOR debt by doing it, do it and don’t feel a fucking ounce of guilt about it. It’ll be some early mornings, but your fresh out of college broke ass will thank you, and you’ll use your time more effectively. (Plus you get a non grimy shower like??)

10. LOVE YOUR NEW FINE ASS SELF. College is a fresh start. Put energy into who you have always wanted to be. And don’t compromise that out of social anxiety and embarrassment. You’ll be happy and thank yourself if you step out of your comfort zone to be the person you’ve always had in mind.

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