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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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ONCE AND FUTURE

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Happy Anniversary, KinnPorsche!

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

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The Situationship - Post Credits Scene #14

[Read the fic here first.]

A phantom hand was holding flowers in the hallway. The body was hidden behind a column, and Big recognised who the person was simply from the childishness of the whole act.

"What do you want, Porsche?"

Porsche stepped out of his hiding place with a sheepish smile on his face. "My best friend's forgiveness?"

Suppressing a migraine and an eye roll all in one, Big sighed. "You don't need my forgiveness."

"But you agree that you're my best friend?"

"No."

Porsche chewed on his lip and took nervous, baby steps closer to Big, holding the flowers out between them like a shield. "Will you accept this token of my affection?"

Big grabbed the flowers just to force the whole ordeal to end.

"Um," Porsche mumbled, forcing Big to stop in his way again. "A-Are we even?"

Gritting his teeth, Big turned back around to face Porsche. He really wasn't angry at Porsche for punching him, some part of him even felt as if he had deserved it, but forcing him to accept flowers in his place of employment, while his subordinates watched was making him really, really angry.

"We will only be even if you let me beat you to death with this fucking bouquet, you nimrod!"

Behind Porsche's shoulder, a cold and dreadful sight greeted Big. The face of the devil stared back at him, and the devil was pissed.

Big would care if he ever took Kinn seriously.

Rolling his eyes, he hugged the bouquet back to his chest. "Is what I would say to you if I wanted to be unemployed," he said. "We're fine, dumbass. Go makeout with Kinn or whatever it is that you do."

Porsche beamed, his cheeks flushing happily. "Sir, yes, sir!" he exclaimed, saluting Big enthusiastically as he practically skipped away. "P'Kinn, did you hear Big admit that we're best friends?"

Big shuddered in disgust at the anger fading off Kinn's face as Porsche wrapped his arms around him, and stomped away.

He was happy that they were happy - no, he really was - but did they have to be so fucking disgusting about it?

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no one:

my brain at 2am: what if Elizabeth the 2nd as Ariel and Kinn as Prince Eric?!?!?!

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bonus:

the (not so) little mermaid au 🥲

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Rewatched episode 1 after getting to the end of the flashback arc and realized for the first time that the guy in the street who tosses money to the storyteller was Nie Huaisang and was like OH… THAT MOTHERFUCKER… HE PAID THE DUDE TO TALK UP HOW EVIL AND VENGEFUL THE YILING PATRIARCH WAS… WHERE MO XUANYU WOULD HEAR ABOUT IT…

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Some drawings of the City of Mist version of Mahadi 8)

Already almost died in intro session, he's doing great \o/

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I just sewed a pocket into a dress, and I've never felt so accomplished

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Look, its all about the bread. At this point, you should watch this TikTok. It summarizes the show perfectly.

@xacid-bath-princessx As promised! Hope you enjoyed!

Credit for the censored bread goes to @evenasyoungastheyare

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Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

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Kinnporsche AU where Gun doesn't gaf about Vegas and Kinn competing as mafia heirs but he's FURIOUS that Macau's latest single isn't doing as well as Wik's.

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The real reason Chay is so upset when he finds out abt Porsche’s job is because his brother stole his self-insert fantasy of being sold to a hot mafia heir to pay his family’s debts

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I never thought mutual handjobs in a public bathroom at your evil hobbit cousins crack deal after party while your twunk bodyguards stand by the open ass door trying not to listen in with bonus green mood lighting could be romantic but kinnporsche really proved me wrong