Sacha Scofield, ex-heroin addict, recovering alcoholic, information broker, and father of two. Indie OC open to any verse or fandom. This is a side blog. All asks come from seth--rogen, not this blog.
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I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only f a t e d to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any v e r s i o n of r e a l i t y, I’d find you and I’d choose you.”
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You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.
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[SMS >> Mickey]: piss off.
{msg » sacha} fucking typical, try not to think about your family too much, babe.
#they are lmao#but when sacha gets over it#IM SORRY BABE SOB I DIDNT MEAN IT#inkedinmate#ic#aka me irl
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[SMS >> Mickey]: just take the bed. who knows when ill be home anyway.
{msg » sacha} leading him on?! {msg » sacha} you know what fine, I won’t even associate with him anymore, since you’re so worried I’m going to cheat on you. {msg » sacha} I stuck by you even when you lied to me about the drugs, if I was going to sleep with someone else, I’d have dicorced your ass and done it then. {msg » sacha} I’m sleeping on the couch.
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[SMS >> Mickey]: now your just takin the piss. i was too busy makin bad decisins that got me wound up the hospital to cheat on you, remember? [SMS >> Mickey]: all im gettin at is, i dont like the way u let him be on u like that. hes always been chummy w/ u, if you aint going to shag him then dont lead him on. [SMS >> Mickey]: unless ur really playin nayeve w/ it. quite obvious to the rest of us it is.
{msg » sacha} oh my god grow up. {msg » sacha} you’re the one who used to disappear for entire nights, if one of us was a cheater it’d be you.
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[SMS >> Mickey]: maybe ill go ask ross eh?
{msg » sacha} screw you :)
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[SMS >> Mickey]: is that what you call that? i thought that was flirtin. my mistake
{msg » sacha} wow mature {msg » sacha} ever heard of being friendly??
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[SMS >> Mickey]: i saw you two gettin chummy i just thougt the naturel progesin was to take him to bed u know? [SMS >> Mickey]: whys he gotta be at every bloody party we go to [SMS >> Mickey]: i couldnt even get drunk i just had to sit threw that
(Sacha ITS ABOUT ROSS) [MSG]:Is he bigger than me?
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{msg » sacha} much much bigger{msg » sacha} how on earth do you expect me to know that??
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After about five weeks of not receiving payment, and lots of emails and phone call reminders to my client, I finally received the following text message:
"Sorry, I was in prison for beating up a bloke. Will pay you tomorrow lol."
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