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OK, so this is not my proudest moment, but if anyone in a stable financial position would like to commission me for a fanfiction or donate to my KoFi, contact me! My stupid idiot dog got a tooth infection right after vacation with my friends and I’m still on my work’s hometown schedule instead of my college one, so I’m trying to get some money for non-perishables and bathroom stuff.

I’m thinking $10 per 1,000 words, and I’m willing to write pretty much anything as long as it’s not anything that has to do with pedophilia/bestiality/anything along those lines. Thank you to anyone who considers this!

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The bowers gang accidently getting jealous of three girlfriend's brother?. I feel like it would be hilarious

I think the only one who would genuinely get jealous is Henry. I stand by what I wrote in either an ask/HC of them all being misogynistic to some degree (even Victor), but I think Henry is the only one to see a familial relationship and genuinely be jealous of it. He has countless issues with women due to a) his mother leaving, and b) what his father said about both her leaving and the “why” of it. Henry believes he should be the only male presence in a woman’s life out of instinct, and even then, he’ll find a fault. He would 100% get jealous of a brother just because he thinks girls and women “belong” to their boyfriend. He would become jealous of male figures in his girlfriend’s life and accuse her of cheating on him because of it,

Belch wouldn’t be insecure unless Patrick played mind games on him, which would freak him the fuck out( and Victor would be entirely unbothered. Patrick doesn’t get insecure when it concerns relationships (there’s a reason only leeches got to him) and would instead focus on any and all physical contact and make weird incest jokes about it.

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Happy two year anniversary to whatever the fuck this was

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Long time, no-see! My computer unfortunately broke (RIP Macbook) so I’m saving up for a cheapo one. I might knock out some requests on my phone, but I honestly hate typing on it, so IDK. Thank you all for being so patient!

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they fucked in that bathroom and none of you will ever change my mind

JUSTIN KIRK and KIERAN CULKIN as Jeryd Mencken and Roman Roy in SUCCESSION | 3.06: What It Takes.

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housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

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“You people should be thanking Christ that I am who and what I am, because you NEED ME.”

THE HOMELANDER: A PLAYLIST.

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LMAOOO

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YELLOWJACKETS (2021—) 1.09 | 2.02 | 3.07

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"I sleep in a room surrounded by bodies."

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“Oh and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

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Bowers Gang as Things Said on My Friends' (Proximity Voice Chat) SMP, Pt II

Patrick: my bet [on you killing yourself] is in the next two years, so speed it up, Victor.

Patrick: I think you like me more than you'd care to admit.

Henry: I literally—I jack off to the thought of your corpse.

Victor: why... are your horses in your house? Do you want help building a stable?

Patrick: do you want my dick up your ass?

Henry: you're broke. You don't even have enough diamonds to make a block.

Victor: where's your netherite?

Victor: remember [full government name of a classmate they all don't like]? She followed me and then immediately unfollowed when I followed her back on Friday—

Belch, who had a situationship with said classmate: *takes off all his armor and jumps off a cliff*

Victor: Patrick, if you were my child, I'd force you to be miscarried. I wouldn't even abort you.

Henry: what the actual fuck are you talking about?

Victor, composing himself after a laughing fit: I'm high. Sorry. I just—*gets killed by Patrick out of nowhere*

Patrick: worldstar! *Logs off*

Victor, about to be snarky: clearly English isn't easy for you—

Patrick: yeah, a-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, bullshit. I'll have you know that I have the dictionary app on my phone. I'm smarter than you.

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Where the Roys Went to College

Connor

Connor, the eldest, goes to Harvard; while he doesn’t do exceedingly well in high-school, Logan Roy can really pull strings—especially in an age where "nepotism admittance" isn't going to show up on TikTok videos—and Connor isn’t a bad student. In fact, he scores incredibly high on both the SAT and ACT — it’s just classes where he struggles. He commits with a major in Theatre, Dance, and Media after watching a Shakespeare production, but then takes a gap year after he’s verbally eviscerated by his professor after he tries to add his own creative flair to King Lear. He then returns and gets a B.A. in Anthropology, and on a whim, goes to grad school at Stanford for a Master of Arts in Political Science in his thirties.

Kendall

Kendall, the number-one boy, decides he has to go to Harvard: and, so, he does. Even though his addiction issues started young, he was as academically motivated as Shiv was, even choosing drugs specifically to "enhance" his performance, like Adderall and cocaine. He attends Harvard for a major in Business and a minor in Accounting, joining a fraternity and becoming a member of Delta Sigma Pi, an honors society. He graduates summa cum laude.

Roman

Roman goes to Hampden-Sydney College; despite his posturing of being a "pussy magnet", he honestly just wants to go to a good school and get out of there immediately. To him, no women = no distractions. Still, he only fully applies himself in random bursts of energy, and barely graduates in time considering he skips lectures constantly and mostly just fucks around drinking and going on random joy-rides back up to NYC (because Jesus Christ, nothing happens in Virginia). He majors in Economics & Business and graduates with what he says is a 4.0, but is really a 3.2. Not that it matters, though; he’e a Roy.

Shiv

While Shiv talked a big talk about going to a women's college (because #feminism), she commits to Yale due to wanting to be able to network with both men and women—especially since, during this time, there's a gendered divide in jobs that makes both genders important to talk to. Also, to be completely honest, she wants a bigger dating pool. She didn't want to go to Harvard due to Connor and Kendall already "staking their claim" on it, and also... she wants to feel different, and Yale provides enough of that for her. She majors in Political Science and joins a sorority, though she drops it before initiation, and graduates summa cum laude.

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OK, all husbandoposting is now sequestered to @tomwambsganswife. My non-Succ oomfs are now safe.

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wait wait wait the loser's club!?!! Since when!!

I've had them open since July/August 2024, but truthfully, I haven't advertised them much! I made two headcanons (not requested) and then focused on fulfilling Bowers Gang requests and writing my Beverly and Gretta fics. Currently, headcanon requests for them are open! I'm hoping to get ship requests open for all my fandoms in the next two weeks.