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Transcription - Run BTS! 2015 EP.2 - [Best Man]

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Note: As the edited-in captions and graphics are part of the charm of Run BTS, they will be included here as well. These, as well as actions, are denoted with [brackets].

All of them stand in a row in white shirts and black dress pants.

Jungkook: [with excited hand motions] Seven guys run and run again!

Yoongi: BTS' real variety [points at the camera with each word] show! Show! Show!

Namjoon: Run…

Everyone: BTS!

Run BTS intro plays.

Namjoon: Welcome, first time to BTS?

Namjoon: What do we have to do now?

Yoongi: Production team! What are we doing now?

Namjoon: [looks around] There is nothing here.

Staff: What do you think is the most important quality for man?

[For BTS, what quality makes the best man?]

Namjoon: Of course, one needs to be the tallest. [Height!]

Seokjin: No, to be the best man, one needs to be the strongest. [Power!]

Jimin: [mumbling] Don't do that.

Yoongi: You guys! Isn't it money? [Money SUGA's Dignity!]

All laugh and start talking.

Jimin: Ah, hyung!

Seokjin: [pulling on Yoongi's arm] Hyung-nim! Hyung-nim!

Yoongi is acting nonchalant like a cool guy.

Hoseok: Hyung, do you have money?

Yoongi: I have 100,000 won in my credit card. [Awkward, awkward]

All: [laughing] Ahh

Namjoon: Jung Kook, how about you? Quality for best man?

[For Jung Kook, best man is…?]

Jungkook: Well…

[Jung Kook… If it's you… You can summarize this well…]

Jungkook: Shouldn't he be good at everything?

[Our Jung Kook… Has no thoughts]

[Looks and body figure are basics for best guy. Now, man with awesome inner side is best man! Through various missions, best man will be selected from BTS!]

Preview clips are shown. Jimin purses his lips with red lipstick. Jungkook makes two v signs at the camera. Tae sits on a chair with a closed mouthful of something, and Jin sits on Taehyung's lap facing him and holding hands, also with a mouthful of something. Hoseok opens his mouth wide with lipstick on and presses his mouth to a glass sheet. Five of them fall over each other in musical chairs while two are sitting on the sidelines. An unknown member has a big golden thumbs up medal on their shirt.

[ROUND. 1 "Patience"]

Staff: "Run BTS!" Best Man! First quality is patience.

[Rules: 1) Member sits on the chair and hold water in his mouth. 2) Rest of the members use various items to tickle the member. 3) Member who holds water in the mouth the longest gets 1st!!!]

Namjoon: So! Let's begin it now.

All: All right.

Namjoon: Before we start, who will be the one to get tortured?

Yoongi: I will go first! [Raises Hand!]

Seokjin: I will be second! [Raises Hand!]

Jungkook: I will go third. [Raises Hand!]

Hoseok: Is this timing game?

Namjoon: I am 4th!

Jimin: Ah, 5th!

[Round 1] [Choosing order by timing game]

Hoseok: [suddenly] 6th one!

[ROUND. 1 "Patience" Test Order: 1. SUGA, 2. Jin, 3. Jung Kook, 4. RM, 5. Jimin, 6. j-hope, 7. V]

Yoongi: [sitting in a chair between two small tables] The best guy never gets shaken. [playful smug face] [Relaxed]

Yoongi now has a mouth full of water.

Namjoon and Hoseok: Begin!

[Hyenas immediately start attacking…]

Everyone immediately goes in to tickle Yoongi with paintbrushes. He tries very hard not to laugh.

[Struggle]

Yoongi falls off the chair and loses.

Staff: 1st player SUGA, 14 seconds! [SUGA → 14 seconds]

All: 14 seconds. 14 seconds??

Yoongi: I wanted to do more…

Taehyung: [holds up a hand with a white rubber glove on] This is all I need!

[Question mark speech bubble beside Yoongi's confused face]

Taehyung goes in for the kill, twisting Seokjin's nipple. Seokjin tries very hard not to spit out his water.

[Stutter…] [Stutter…] [V's intimate wooing touch…]

Yoongi: What are you doing? You guys are all weird!

Seokjin quickly turns to Taehyung and spews his water in Taehyung's face.

[Water Cannon Fired At V]

Seokjin's water attack is replayed twice.

[Kekekeke]

Everyone cracks up, including Seokjin who swallows the rest of his water. Hoseok laughs really big.

Seokjin: [incredulous face] Where… Where…

Hoseok: Wow! He spits water to his face!

Seokjin: [looking around for Taehyung] Where were you touching?! [How Dare You!]

Taehyung has run away to the back of the room and is leaning with his forehead against the wall.

[Jin → 12 seconds]

Yoongi: Doesn't it mean like start a fight?

[Facial water spout hurts… One person…]

Action shot is shown of the moment Seokjin spit out his water.

[When getting rid of pervert, spit water]

Namjoon: I just found out an amazing thing!

[New Realization!]

Someone: It's good.

Namjoon: If you think it's unpleasant, you can spit out!

Someone: That's right.

[Today's Life Info: If it's disturbing, spit water out!]

Hoseok: If it's disturbing, just spit water out.

It's now Jungkook's turn in the chair.

Namjoon and Hoseok: Begin!

[START!] [3rd Player Jung Kook!]

[As Soon As It Began!] [Runs to the prey]

All of them start tickling him and grabbing his nipples. Jungkook squirms and wiggles up and down out of his seat.

Yoongi: He's liking it? [Struggle…] [Struggle…]

Hoseok is blowing in his ear and Seokjin tickles the other ear with a paintbrush.

[Older members… Trying to win… VS. Youngest member… Full of competitiveness]

The scene fast forwards with Jungkook moving every which way but not spitting out his water.

Seokjin: [laughing] One second, everyone!!!

Jungkook stands up unsteadily with his mouth still full of water. Everyone is yelling.

Hoseok: We can't. We can't. We can't. [A Mess] You get it! You get it! You get first place!

Yoongi: Hey, you are number 1. Get first place!

Staff: Do you still have water in your mouth, Jung Kook?

Jungkook gurgles the water in his mouth. [Gurgling~]

[Jung Kook → 65 sec.]

It is Namjoon's turn.

Jimin: I'll just watch from the side.

Taehyung: I'll also watch from the side too.

Seokjin: One second!

[Suddenly… Members become soft sheep]

Seokjin: One second. Please promise us this!

Jimin: Don't hit us.

Seokjin: You will not hit us while struggling, right?

Namjoon shrugs with a sassy face. [I'm Not Sure…]

Seokjin laughs and pushes Taehyung in front of him to Namjoon.

Someone: I will give up.

Someone: He doesn't know.

Taehyung grabs one of Namjoon's arms and Jimin grabs the other.

Seokjin: Please hold him tight.

Taehyung: All right. All right.

[Finally! Oldest member takes the lead!]

Hoseok: Begin!

[START!] [4th Player RM!]

Namjoon immediately arches up and flails and loses his water, then falls over and out of Taehyung and Jimin's grip.

[What?]

[Forced End] [RM → 1 second]

Slow motion view of Namjoon with water on his face, making a handsome expression and pushing his hair back sexily.

[Makes own commercial]

It's Jimin's turn in the chair.

Hoseok: Let's go now.

[Wriggle]

Taehyung and Seokjin hold one arm and Hoseok holds the other as Seokjin, Jungkook, and Namjoon tickle his sides and armpits. Jimin accidentally laughs and spits out his water.

[Poof!]

[Jimin → 4 sec.] [Like dam discharging water…]

It's Hoseok's turn in the chair. Seokjin and Jungkook hold each arm.

Jimin: j-hope! j-hope! [Jiggle] [Jiggle]

Jimin is hugs him from behind and grabbing his chest with both hands.

[Squirt!]

Hoseok turns around and spits his water at Jimin's face.

[j-hope!] [Aims at Jimin]

[j-hope → 10 sec. ]

Hoseok claps and yells happily.

Jimin: He looked straight at my face and spitted.

Jimin mimics Hoseok spitting at him but in tiny with a cute sound effect.

[Shooting King!]

It's Taehyung's turn in the chair.

Seokjin: I will step out. Since I spit at his face before. [laughs] [To V]

Yoongi: Let's do 1 versus 1. I request 1 versus 1.

[Then!] [Jin vs. V, 1 to 1 battle!]

Seokjin tries to protest, holding up his hands.

Hoseok: So! 1 versus 1. Let's do it.

Namjoon: It is called no-win dilemma.

Hoseok: Yes.

Namjoon: As soon as one spits, the other spits as well!

[Dilemma!] [If I spit, others spit too!]

Taehyung and Seokjin are now sitting in the same chair facing each other, with Seokjin on top of Taehyung. They both have water in their mouths.

Namjoon: Will you hold it in until the end or not?!

[Man's battle with self-pride!]

Hoseok: Hey! This is like "Saw". "Saw"! [Looks Forward]

Hoseok: It's "Saw"! "Saw"!

[Will V take revenge?]

[Will he endure it to get 1st place?]

They are now in separate chairs, still facing each other with water in their mouths. Taehyung holds his arms out wide in a "come at me" gesture and Seokjin puts on a rubber glove.

Hoseok: Let's begin.

Namjoon: Begin!

[START! Last Player V!]

[Provoking! Jin Moves Forward]

Seokjin moves forward slowly as if in slow motion. When he gets close, Taehyung spits his water in Seokjin's face then doubles over with laughter. Seokjin recoils.

[Ah Man~]

Seokjin pushes him in retaliation and Taehyung dramatically falls over. Everyone is in chaos and yelling.

Namjoon: That's dirty!! Ah! Pollution.

Taehyung giggles from where he's sitting against the wall. [Kekekeke. Poisonous Substance. Keke]

Hoseok: Ah! It got on me!

Namjoon: Ah, so dirty.

Yoongi: How many seconds was that?

[With one blow, studio becomes chaotic!]

[Poisonous substance squirted out like whale]

All of them are now neatly lined back up in a row.

Staff: "Run BTS!" Best Man! 1st place for Patience Test is? Jung Kook.

[1st Place Jung Kook] [Obvious Result…]

Jungkook claps humbly for himself with a small grin.

[Best Man 1R - "Patience Test" Result: 1. Jung Kook ∞, 2. SUGA 14 sec., 3. Jin 12 sec., 4. j-hope 4 sec., 5. Jimin 3 sec., 6. RM 1 sec., 7. V Exempted]

Namjoon: So! 1st round is over.

All: Yes!

Namjoon: What are we doing now?

Yoongi: Round 2! Shall we move on to 2nd round?

Jungkook makes two v signs at the camera.

Hoseok: What is 2nd round?

Staff: "Run BTS!" Best Man. 2nd game is "Sexy Lips". [ROUND 2: "Sexy Lips"]

Several: What?

Yoongi: Sexy lips.

Namjoon: Sexy lips.

[Best Man ROUND. 2 "Sexy Lips": 1) Apply red lipstick on the lip, 2) Open your mouth as wide as possible and kiss the acrylic panel, 3) Member with the longest distance between lips gets 1st place]

Namjoon is first up. He's sitting at a desk with all the members around him.

Namjoon: Everyone, I am the dark horse for this. I have the thickest lips.

Taehyung takes the job of applying his lipstick.

Yoongi: When we see RM eat ssambap, he opens his mouth wide.

Jimin: V! You don't have to put it on that boldly! V, this is not coloring book.

Jungkook: Oh, RM is getting sexy.

Jimin: Hey, when you cut that, you can make 4 plates. [laughs] (because lipstick is so thick)

Namjoon gazes seductively into the camera with thick, uneven red lipstick, and peeks his tongue out.

Jimin: That's so red.

All: Ahh.

Yoongi: How fatal.

Jungkook: You are like the oldest sister.

Yoongi: Let's go!

Hoseok: cutely Oldest sister.

Someone: Let's go.

Jimin: 1, 2, 3!

Namjoon holds up the clear acrylic sheet and opens his mouth as wide as it can possibly go. His eyes go just as wide. He presses his mouth to the sheet and crosses his eyes.

Jimin: Eyes are bigger. Eyes are… Oh!

Yoongi: Let's go!

All are laughing and lean in close to see.

Jungkook: Wow!

Seokjin measures it with a tape measure.

Seokjin: Ah! 8 centimeters.

[RM → 8.6 cm]

Yoongi: Really?

Seokjin: No. 8.6. 8.6.

It's Taehyung's turn, and Hoseok does his lipstick.

Jimin: Those whose birthday is slower than V… No, faster.

Hoseok finishes Taehyung's lipstick. Taehyung has big red lips and also a line of red lipstick going up to his nose and down under his lip.. Hoseok laughs and claps his hands.

Yoongi: There is no one who got 10 centimeters yet. Person with 10 centimeters. So, let's go!

Jungkook: You got hit once, really!

Hoseok: He got it… Did you get hit? [checks on Taehyung]

Namjoon: This much… I think 10 centimeters is possible.

Yoongi: How big.

Hoseok: He will go for 10 centimeters.

Jimin: [politely] Open it wide.

Taehyung opens his mouth wide and everyone yells "whoa, whoa!"

Yoongi: [grinning] Hey! Hey! He will get it.

Taehyung starts lifting the acrylic sheet toward his face.

Yoongi: 3, 2…

Namjoon: Can you make it wider?

Yoongi: 1…

Taehyung presses it to his mouth and everyone watches raptly.

Yoongi: He did it! He did! Hey! He got it.

Someone: Wow~ He's good.

Yoongi: Hey, this is 10 centimeters…

Jungkook measures with a tape measure.

Jimin: [laughing] How funny.

[V → 9.5 centimeters]

Clips quickly show the other members measuring their lips.

[SUGA → 8 centimeters]

[Jin → 8.2 centimeters]

[Jimin → 9.2 centimeters]

Namjoon on Jungkook's turn: He just went for it.

[Jung Kook → 9.1 centimeters]

Yoongi on Hoseok's turn: Wow, he's so ugly.

[j-hope → 9 centimeters]

[Best Man Round 2: "Sexy Lips" Results]

They are all lined up neatly again.

Staff: We tested your sexy lips.

Jimin makes kissy lips at the camera.

[Muah] [Muah]

Staff: 1st place is V.

All clap and nod.

Hoseok: I agree. I agree! We can really agree!

[Best Man 2nd Round - "Sexy Lips": 1. V 9.5 cm, 2. Jimin 9.2 cm, 3. Jung Kook 9.1 cm, 4. j-hope 9 cm, 5. RM 8.6 cm, 6. Jin 8.2 cm, 7. SUGA 8 cm]

Namjoon: Let's move on to the 3rd round.

Hoseok: Okay!

Jimin: Let's go.

Taehyung: Go-go-sing!

[Best Man Last 3rd Round, GO! GO!]

Hoseok: Round 3.

Staff: 3rd test! We look for strength and agility. [Round 3: Strength and Agility]

Staff: The game is "Cushion Fight!"

All: Ahh!

Namjoon: "Cushion Fight".

Hoseok: Ah, "Cushion Fight".

[Best Man ROUND. 3 "Cushion Fight": 1) Dance to the song while going around cushion, 2) Sit on the cushion when production blows whistle, 3) One cushion is removed every round, and the last member standing wins!]

[Round 3 Stage 1: 5 Cushions Remain!]

The members all walk around five cushions in a circle to children's music. When the whistle is blown they all fall to the ground to get to a cushion. Jimin falls on top of Hoseok who got a cushion, and Yoongi didn't even have a chance.

Yoongi: I lost without using any strength. [laugh]

[Round 3 Stage 2: 3 Cushions Remain!]

Five members walk around the three cushions, and when the whistle is blown Hoseok and Namjoon don't land on a cushion.

Jimin: Jung Kook will win this one.

They are all lined up neatly again.

Jimin: I did try my best, but I am guessing that Jung Kook will win. [Predict Jung Kook will be 1st]

Jimin: I will carefully do it.

Jungkook: Oh no.

Back to musical cushions.

Taehyung: [dramatically] Ready, music cue~

Hoseok: It's "No More Dream"!

[Round 3 Stage 3: 2 Cushions Remain!]

The three remaining members walk around singing and dancing to No More Dream. Namjoon and Jimin join in from the sidelines.

[Members are excited to hear debut song]

Yoongi: Jin! Wow!

[Jin was going to freely dance and relax]

The whistle blows and all fall down, but Seokjin was bumped off his cushion by Jungkook.

[Jin Sullen…]

[Results show he loses in a flash!]

Yoongi: Let's hear your words since it's the final.

Jungkook: [grinning] Since I went to the finals, I am eager to win now.

Taehyung: I'm sorry, Jung Kook.

Taehyung puts a hand on Jungkook's shoulder.

Hoseok: [laugh] Sorry about what?

Taehyung: I will just step on you. [Always Try Situational Play]

[Round 3 Stage 4: One Cushion Remains!]

Jungkook and Taehyung dance around the cushion to Dope.

Hoseok: Jung Kook in the middle doing freestyle.

Jungkook: Freestyle. Freestyle. Freestyle. [Jung Kook's Freestyle Dance]

Namjoon: Great job!

Hoseok: V! V!

[Starts showing his dance]

Yoongi: Dance!

[3, 2, 1]

Jungkook and Taehyung prepare to stop but the whistle doesn't come.

[Timid…]

They grin and awkwardly keep dancing.

[Disappointed…]

Jungkook: One second. I am going to lose.

[Timid dance trying to focus on winning]

Jimin: All right. [If you don't do it, I will!]

Jimin starts dancing wildly from the sidelines and Namjoon joins him.

[Reversal…] [Audience more excited than player]

Hoseok joins in the dancing.

[Eyeing game continues to win]

Fast forward until the whistle is blown and Jungkook and Taehyung both fall down.

[How Will It End?]

Jungkook lands on the cushion!

[Bolt of Lightning!]

Hoseok claps loudly and Jimin and Namjoon join in.

Jungkook: I am BTS!

Taehyung stands defeated but still grinning. [I Lost…]

They are all lined up neatly again.

Namjoon: So! We have played all three games.

[BTS charm was shown through 3 missions]

Hoseok: It's already finished?

Jimin: It ended very fast.

Namjoon: I know. Thank you so much! It's finally over. [(For Finishing Fast)]

Someone: How amazing.

Namjoon: What's the result?

[Who's the Best Man of BTS?]

Staff: Best Man in "Run BTS!"

[Is It… Me?]

Staff: 1st place is… Jung Kook.

[Best Man! Jung Kook]

All clap and nod, "ahh".

[Best Man - Final Results: 1. Jung Kook, 2. V, 3. SUGA, 4. Jin, 5. Jimin, 6. j-hope, 7. RM]

Jungkook: GG! (good game) [Jung Kook is Best Man in BTS]

Yoongi: All right.

Hoseok: Does "Best Man" come up here?

Seokjin: Captions! The captions are already up!

Yoongi: It's already up there.

Jungkook steps up to the middle, holding his arms out proudly, right behind the on-screen caption: [Best Man Jung Kook!] [Crown]

Staff: We will give Best Man badge to Jung Kook. Please bring the badge out!

[Only!! For Best Man! Expectation]

Everyone laughs. [Keke] They pass around a golden thumbs up sign the size of a dinner plate.

Hoseok: Really… It looks so great…(?)

Jungkook holds the golden medal.

Jungkook: This was an obvious result. [turns to Namjoon] I'm sorry.

Namjoon: Do you want to do a ceremony too?

Jungkook: Should I dance to "Dope"?

All: Ohh.

Jungkook steps up and dances to Dope.

[Winning Ceremony. Real "Dope" Dance]

Yoongi: And so, Jung Kook is the Best Man.

All, chanting: Jung Kook! Jungkook!

They all head off to exit for the day.

Hoseok: "Run BTS!" will continue! [BTS-style variety show will continue]

Namjoon: Hey! Let's finish work.

Jungkook is the last to leave. He holds up his medal and dances one last time.

[See You Next Time!]

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Transcript - Run BTS! 2015 EP.1 - Open

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Seokjin: 1, 2, 3! Namjoon: 1, 2, 3! Yoongi: 1, 2, 3! Taehyung: 1, 2, 3! All of them clap once in sync, starting the Naver V remix of Boyz with Fun. A montage plays of them goofing off and dancing. Namjoon: Naver V, open. The Run BTS intro plays. Namjoon: Welcome, first time to BTS?

[Q. Please introduce yourself!] Namjoon: BTS. Jimin: Jimin. 21 years old. Charming. Talented. Hoseok: j-hope. 22 years old. Happy Virus! [laughs] This is embarrassing. Seokjin: Jin. 24 years old. Shoulders! Jungkook: Youngest. Jung Kook. 19 years old. Yoongi: SUGA. Genius. These two words should be enough. [holds hands out with a "that's just how it is" joking face] Namjoon: 22 years old. Rap Monster. I hold responsibility for my team member, V. Taehyung: Kim Taehyung. V. 21 years old. Cool guy. [grin]

[Q. Please explain about V LIVE] Seokjin: I think it's all about communicating. Namjoon: Is there another alphabet that is just as good as V? [nodding to each word] Vision, visual, value… Very, variety, various! Jimin: I can say that it is global. Hoseok: [with hand motions] Since the shows are broadcasted globally at the same time. Jimin: It's fast, easy, and comfortable. Jungkook: You can see it all on V LIVE A montage of funny Run BTS clips plays. Namjoon getting bonked on the head with a toy gavel, Jin spitting something out, Hoseok getting flicked on the forehead. Jungkook: that you can't normally get to see. Namjoon: It's something where you can replace all existing video platforms… Yoongi: It's something new that you haven't seen just yet. [gestures with hands] Hoseok: It will be amazing. Namjoon: To sum up, "Very good". [he grins and makes V signs with both hands]

[Q. What charms can BTS show through V LIVE?] Namjoon: We are funny when we are together. It's like we will be able to show how we like having fun? Jungkook: We are just so natural. Clips play side by side of Jungkook getting tickled with a makeup brush under his neck and trying not to laugh, and of Hoseok with red lipstick on and looking at the camera seductively. Taehyung: There is nothing to hide from us. Jungkook: We'll show you our true selves. Jimin: Whether it's our funny faces that makes us look foolish, A clip plays of the members with lipstick on making funny faces for a challenge. Jimin: or whether it's my handsome face, we will be showing all of that. Seokjin: Both on the screen and outside the screen, A clip of them playing with a soccer ball outside, then all of them playfully ganging up on Namjoon as a game punishment. Seokjin: the fact that we can show our energies will be our charm that is different from others. Hoseok: It's going to be hilarious, I believe. Yoongi: We are really loud. Hoseok laughs loudly. Yoongi: We are really loud. Another clip of Hoseok laughing. Yoongi: And we really do our best. A clip from the soccer ball episode with Jimin catching a marshmallow in his mouth and all of them playfully freaking out and running around. Hobi is shown jumping into Jimin's arms, still screaming. Jungkook: It's going to be a lot of fun. A clip where they all laugh and clap loudly at Jimin trying to drink a soda bubbling over. Taehyung: We'll be able to show our true selves.

[Q. To me, what is V LIVE?] Taehyung: It's mine that is made for me! It's myself. Jungkook: It's going to be crazy. If you look at V, he is all over the place. He's very loud, and he talks a lot. Namjoon: It's a new window. [looks down in thought] What am I saying? Seokjin: Even if you peel off layer after layer, it just continues to have more contents. I feel it's like an onion. Yoongi: It's love. I hope that we get to be displayed on the main page a lot. [tries to do a threatening face but is still smiling] Hoseok: It is BTS. V LIVE is BTS. When we say BTS, people think of V LIVE. Namjoon: There are so many special things about us that we didn't get to show yet. Clips from a pool episode. Someone splashes someone who's running away. Jin and Hoseok try and slap fight standing on a floating mat but fall off. Namjoon: I hope you watch our shows when you feel depressed.

[Q. To viewers waiting for V LIVE and BTS] Taehyung: There is V LIVE now! [he laughs really big and pumps V signs in the air with both hands, then goes back to normal] It has the same name as me. Namjoon: Through V LIVE… Hoseok: We will show our fun selves. Jungkook: You will be able to see many of that so please look forward to our shows. Hoseok: We also look forward to it. [does a V sign] I hope that you show lots of love using V LIVE. Jimin: When fans want to know more about me, please find me at V LIVE! [does a v sign with a cute aegyo face] Seokjin: [v sign] V LIVE! Please look forward to it. Please look forward to BTS as well! [finger guns then another v sign] V LIVE! Fighting! Taehyung: We are going to make it legendary! [salutes] Yoongi: I will not say this long. Just watch it and find out! [points with whole hand at the viewer]

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