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the only strip tease I’m interested in is of the Mando helmet variety

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a koocore starter pack🖤🐰

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Hoseok, screaming: OMG THERE’S A SPIDER GET IT OUT KILL IT OMG HELP

Jungkook, crouching down to the floor: Hi little spider

Spider: Hi oppa

Jungkook: *SCREAMING*

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jimin: name one time i haven't acted professionally.

jungkook: you're wearing a tiara rn.

jimin: it's called a fashion choice, sweetie.

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yoongi: people who purposely try to steal other people's boyfriends are WILD like seriously? A MAN?! bitch steal a cheesecake from Whole Foods instead, do better for yourself.

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jungkook: [singing loudly] country rooooaaads, take me hooome, to the plaaace, i beloONgg, WEsT vIrGINiA

murderer: [driving into the woods to kill him] will you shut the fuck up?

murderer #2: hey no let him finish.. what's your vocal range bro?

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Taehyung: “Not to be the thottie with the hot body, but–”

Namjoon: “Oh my god, please, shut up.”

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Namjoon: “Yoongi would stage a communist uprising and be like ‘hsjshd can’t help it, I’m a pisces’.”

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Hoshi: You’d make a decent prostitute.

Seungkwan: I’d make an amazing prostitute.

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OH MY! 8-BIT VERSION!

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seokmin: you’re sad? i have just the thing that’ll cheer you up!

jihoon: not another box of kittens-

seokmin, holding a box of kittens: it’s another box of kittens!

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It’s just a beautiful time to be a 26 yr old EXO-L. Like I can get behind grown-ass men sipping their whiskey and speaking in metaphors.

This isn’t neon technicolor unicorn fluff on a rainbow for the faint hearted.

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I’d like everyone to take a minute to think about how e’Dawn and Hyuna are now living their best lives.

The ultimate clapback couple.

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[dispatch news] Header update with SEVENTEEN

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So glad someone else appreciated this enough to make a gif

Excuse me?

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[WEIBO THE8] 💀🎃💀万圣节快乐

(trans.) Happy halloween

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minghao: jack skellington but make it Chanel™️