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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone

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I'm so weird & you want me so bad.

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When I feel hopeless, I mend my clothes. When I start thinking nothing I do will ever make enough of a difference to change the world and I don’t know why I keep trying, I mend my clothes. A 4 year old dress from H&M sits in my closet. It’s stained, lost most of its color, so threadbare I have to wear an underskirt to stay decent, and one seam splits open every other month. I sew it up every time. Something about sewing up that troublesome seam makes me smile. “You thought I would have thrown away this old dress by now. You thought I would have abandoned it in a landfill to infect the land with plastic and bought another dress made by the slave labor of 8 year olds.” I say, talking to a corporation that can’t hear me. “But I will not throw this dress away. Not until it’s nothing more than a handful of threads.” As I mend my dress again, I pray to God that one day we’ll all see the fruit of our labor like I see in my dress.

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WOE: dog unjustly denied prosciutto, local woman to be pilloried in town square

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It’s mermay - Monday 🐠🎉

So here is my new piece.

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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

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It's mermay Monday again 🤭

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

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Sleeping Beauty AU where the princess was born on a Leap Day, so when the evil fairy curses her to prick her finger “on her 16th birthday”, her family realizes that’s not the same thing as her 16th year of life and she’ll actually be in her 60′s when it happens.

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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detectives!!!

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can we ask about ur family's curse

according to my great grandma it was cast on her grandma by a neighbor with the evil eye - "your daughters will marry their fathers and your sons will become them"

which is really just a fancy way of describing the cycle of abuse and therefore worked very well, generally going into effect before the kid in question turned 21

so my matrilineal family tree winds up a fractured, miserable mess, lots of young marriages and parents falling apart generation after generation, serial toxic marriages with generations of kids scattered across the whole state in foster homes - very nasty stuff

until it gets to me (firstborn in my generation of cousins) and by the time im twenty one i am 1. both daughter and son and neither 2. extremely aspec and queer

which apparently this neighbor did not conceive of when casting her eye and seems to have simply error messaged the curse into oblivion. no one born after me has had this problem. all their romantic relationships are loving (though i would never claim them perfect) and their children adored. fairytale loopholed so hard the damn thing disintegrated. its the funniest magic story i have lmao

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning