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Jesper: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Wylan: I saw you. Jesper: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Kaz in a turkey costume.

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Kaz: Matthias, I don't like you. Matthias: What did you say? Kaz: You heard me! Matthias, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

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Jesper: I’m so tired. Inej: Did you get to bed late? Jesper: No. Inej: Did you do something strenuous? Jesper: No. Inej: Then why are you tired? Jesper: I’m alive. Inej: Sounds exhausting.

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Inej: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger. Kaz: Punt like football.

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Jesper: I need to dye my hair. Wylan: ... Jesper: Or get another tattoo. Wylan: ... Jesper: Or a new piercing. Wylan: Why? Jesper: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Jesper: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Wylan, blushing: Okay. Kaz: It's fucking summer.

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Kaz: I’m Kaz. I’m an accountant. Inej: I’m Inej. I have a knife.

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Kaz: I’m a reverse necromancer. Inej: Isn’t that just killing people? Kaz: Ah, technically.

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Kaz: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

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Kaz: I know you love them. Wylan: I am not in love with Jesper! Kaz, staring at Wylan: I never said who... Wylan: *realizes* Wylan: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Wylan, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay? Jesper: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

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Jesper: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Jesper: Ask me to kill for you. Wylan: ...First of all, calm down-

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Jesper: STOP! *Everyone stops* Jesper: wAiT a MiNuTe-

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Jesper: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration. Wylan: Are you okay? Nina: Did you actually just ask him that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

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Wylan: Good morning! Jesper: Bold statement.

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Nina: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Wylan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Kaz: But what if you die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Jesper: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Finals week is officially starting tomorrow and I’m about ready to pull a Jesper Fahey(drop out and marry rich)