How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection
I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue
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Luna: *infodumping about the differences between Nargles and Wrackspurts*
Ron: I dunno… something’s not right with her. What do you think Harry?
Harry, shaking: I think we’ll have a winter wedding
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Update: i am, indeed, writing.
Was thinking about how Noodle's arc is similar to Cinderella's, so i want to write a fanfic with an oc who is ms Scrubbit's stepdaughter and is mistreated by her like Noodle, until she meets Willy and they fall in love. That's it, bye, gonna write now.
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reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people
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may your booty grow & your skin glow.
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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Why is no one talking about the "who you are is not what you did" to "you are what you did" pipeline 😭
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“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch
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I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say
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