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@glowsticks-and-jesus So I got smacked by the inspiration monkey and made a space marine chapter based off of Gammawave. (With a lot of help from my art genius sister)

I know you aren't a warhammer person but I thought you might count this as fanart? Figured I may as well see. I hope this makes your day a bit better!

Also I made them a Salamanders sucessor chapter because the Salamanders are the nicest space marines.

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Also, if anyone has some prompts that you'd like to see these idiots in, send them in. Please.

So about a week ago, me, my siblings and a few of my friends decided to make some Warhammer 40K OCs. Nothing out of the ordinary. A week later and we've ended up with an absolute clown car of a Rogue Trader's retinue. The characters are as follows:

Gallian Flameheart, Rogue Trader and Lord Captain of the Scourge of Dogma. Ever so slightly off his rocker, as evidenced by his choice of retinue.

Lucia Helith, an ex-member of the Adepta Sororitas and the Lord Captain's seneschal. Is running on nothing but recaf and spite at this point.

Szarakeph the Wanderer, a Necron Overlord of the Osophakh Dynasty. Just showed up one day and kept coming back despite being shot in the face, chucked out the airlock, sawed in half, and having various grenades shoved in his ribcage.

Wedlich, a Ratling, expert sniper and former Cold Trade crewmember. Extremely alcoholic, nobody knows how her liver hasn't shut down yet.

Nicodemus Castivar, an Aquilan Shield of the Adeptus Custodes, assigned the task of guarding a random child from the lower decks. Doesn't say much, but is apparently quite good at Regicide.

Grozrak Gutkrakka, an Ork Freeboter Flash Git who pilots a captured (and extremely messed up) Warhound Titan into battle. When he's not doing that he's usually trying to steal people's bolters.

Telemes Calgon, a battle-brother of the 5th company of the Ultramarines, here because of an old agreement within the Warrant of Trade. Is slowly going insane due to the sheer amount of heresy happening.

Pippa Mousaal, a low-born child from an engineering clan, being guarded by Castivar. After Castivar showed up, the Lord Captain began personally tutoring and training her.

Illor Fyon, a Harlequin Shadowseer who frequently causes mischief around the ship. She lives in the walls. Literally, she lives in the ventilation systems. If she's seen by anyone she doesn't want to be seen by, she just hits them with a hallucinogen grenade.

Ukosaan Savaan, an Earth Caste Tau. Left his kind because he was sick of the Etheral Caste's shit.

Linth Moonstrike, a Craftworld Aeldari on the Path of the Exile. Often seen drinking tea in a deeply condescending manner and getting into fistfights with the Harlequin.

Yâhp the Stern, a representative of a Votann clan that's purchased a 20% stake in this venture. Often hangs around the engineering decks chuckling at the inferior technology.

Kaeria, a Navigator formerly of House Masiaal. Was captured by Word Bearers, and is now aggressively atheist as a coping mechanism.

Augustus Koradhon, a member of the Astra Militarum "regiment" known as the Mire Hussars of Ironfound. Consisting of himself and 4 other guys. Who are dead. Has the most absurd luck ever, frequently walks away from situations that would kill anyone short of a Custodes. Keeps trying to play it off as all skill.

Mo'uvar Lazatzar, an ex-kabal Sslyth who converted to the Imperial Cult for some reason. Is always one bad day away from snapping back into Drukhari mode.

Fluffles, a Tyranid Gargoyle of Hive Fleet Rampage that was disconnected from the hive mind due to psychic interference. Is now the Lord captain's pet. It posessed approximately 1 (one) brain cell, and uses it almost exclusively to knock things over.

I will add on to this post as characters are made.

(Also, questions are welcome and appreciated)

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So about a week ago, me, my siblings and a few of my friends decided to make some Warhammer 40K OCs. Nothing out of the ordinary. A week later and we've ended up with an absolute clown car of a Rogue Trader's retinue. The characters are as follows:

Gallian Flameheart, Rogue Trader and Lord Captain of the Scourge of Dogma. Ever so slightly off his rocker, as evidenced by his choice of retinue.

Lucia Helith, an ex-member of the Adepta Sororitas and the Lord Captain's seneschal. Is running on nothing but recaf and spite at this point.

Szarakeph the Wanderer, a Necron Overlord of the Osophakh Dynasty. Just showed up one day and kept coming back despite being shot in the face, chucked out the airlock, sawed in half, and having various grenades shoved in his ribcage.

Wedlich, a Ratling, expert sniper and former Cold Trade crewmember. Extremely alcoholic, nobody knows how her liver hasn't shut down yet.

Nicodemus Castivar, an Aquilan Shield of the Adeptus Custodes, assigned the task of guarding a random child from the lower decks. Doesn't say much, but is apparently quite good at Regicide.

Grozrak Gutkrakka, an Ork Freeboter Flash Git who pilots a captured (and extremely messed up) Warhound Titan into battle. When he's not doing that he's usually trying to steal people's bolters.

Telemes Calgon, a battle-brother of the 5th company of the Ultramarines, here because of an old agreement within the Warrant of Trade. Is slowly going insane due to the sheer amount of heresy happening.

Pippa Mousaal, a low-born child from an engineering clan, being guarded by Castivar. After Castivar showed up, the Lord Captain began personally tutoring and training her.

Illor Fyon, a Harlequin Shadowseer who frequently causes mischief around the ship. She lives in the walls. Literally, she lives in the ventilation systems. If she's seen by anyone she doesn't want to be seen by, she just hits them with a hallucinogen grenade.

Ukosaan Savaan, an Earth Caste Tau. Left his kind because he was sick of the Etheral Caste's shit.

Linth Moonstrike, a Craftworld Aeldari on the Path of the Exile. Often seen drinking tea in a deeply condescending manner and getting into fistfights with the Harlequin.

Yâhp the Stern, a representative of a Votann clan that's purchased a 20% stake in this venture. Often hangs around the engineering decks chuckling at the inferior technology.

Kaeria, a Navigator formerly of House Masiaal. Was captured by Word Bearers, and is now aggressively atheist as a coping mechanism.

Augustus Koradhon, a member of the Astra Militarum "regiment" known as the Mire Hussars of Ironfound. Consisting of himself and 4 other guys. Who are dead. Has the most absurd luck ever, frequently walks away from situations that would kill anyone short of a Custodes. Keeps trying to play it off as all skill.

Mo'uvar Lazatzar, an ex-kabal Sslyth who converted to the Imperial Cult for some reason. Is always one bad day away from snapping back into Drukhari mode.

Fluffles, a Tyranid Gargoyle of Hive Fleet Rampage that was disconnected from the hive mind due to psychic interference. Is now the Lord captain's pet. It posessed approximately 1 (one) brain cell, and uses it almost exclusively to knock things over.

I will add on to this post as characters are made.

(Also, questions are welcome and appreciated)

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this was funnier in my head

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i like to think space wolves are way more literate than black templars

Space Wolves are absolutely more literate than Black Templars. The Sword Brethren with fifteen Totally Not Bibles strapped to his armour is massively overcompensating for the fact he doesn't know what letters are. Meanwhile, Long Fang Karl Karlsson is a master of poetry, literary analysis and calligraphy, and is using all of those skills to artfully carve rude rhymes into a rubric marine with a chisel.

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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I think most of Tumblr's attempts at world building religion are absolutely terrible because:

1. They think that only stupid people are faithful, anyone who's 'enlightened' won't be religious

2. Religions are some sort of centuries long con/conspiracy used to manipulate people (therefore no religion is real ever)

3. Are trying to make pantheon ala Greek/Roman mythology, but their knowledge is exclusively from Percy Jackson and the Tumblr-ified/woobified versions online

4. Legitimately believe that religion is just an accessory, (ie. A person is a Christian if they wear a cross, a person is Muslim if they wear a head covering)

5. They have an inability to engage with or write from the perspective of someone who's different from them

And the sad thing is that this could be so easily resolved if they were just willing to research (and do it on a place that isn't Tumblr or another social media platform)

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The scientific meme-thod

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Funding for medical expenses

Hello everyone. Normally I'm not the one to speak up on this account, though we could definitely use some help.

My wife has been struggling for a long while with a brain tumor that has caused us both no shortage of headaches (no pun intended) and we're looking to try and finally put it to bed for good. We're hoping to raise enough to get her in for a non-invasive surgery before the end of the year, and any little bit before then would help immensely.

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necron autonomous spirit controlling the bodies of many warriors and techpriest commanding a skitarii maniple through mind uplink: synchronized dance battle of the century

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I know it's technically just Chain on the poll but I thirst for KeyChain whump >:]

so drawing characters crying is pretty cathartic to me ngl lol

i've made

four

and ravio

cry so far, so.... who's next?

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necron autonomous spirit controlling the bodies of many warriors and techpriest commanding a skitarii maniple through mind uplink: synchronized dance battle of the century

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PEAK FICTION HAS ARRIVED

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How different would things have been, had Fulgrim been an expert marksman rather than a duelist?

...he'd be like bayonnetta.

Trying to compensate for the small numbers of his legion by relying on distant engagement when possible rather than constant melee...ambush and flanking.

And if they're dealing with Demons, who are best injured by archaic weapons, then archery it is!

I couldnt finish this drawing today cus i was working on some comms- but i still see the sketch as looking good 🥹