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This book ruined me more
Just finished reading Orbiting Jupiter

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he’s so pretty I want to have a garden and geese with him
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I ❤️ my boss
#she’s so sweet#she yelled “come here my tiny human!” and hugged me#saw her at my cousins grad#so happy
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I hate having crushes like
Wdym everytime I hear their name and see them I start blushing and get butterflies?? Wdym??
#i hate having crushes#he’s so cool#and wow#like i’m going insane#I’ve had butterflies for the past three days#it makes me ill
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My illegally adopted brother knows about this now, he’s best friends with the person I like also he’s making fun of me for it but says it’s cool that I like the friend uhm I’m freaking
This was the dialogue of how I told my brother this:
Me: A, look, I need you to promise not to tell anyone if I tell you this but I like someone and it’s ruining my life.
A: who do you like?
Me: Take a guess
A: *lists a few of my friends.*
Me: no, they’re not in my grade.
A: are they in mine?
Me: yes.
A: *guesses the guy I like right off the bat*
I went quiet and he got the message and then made fun of me for it for the rest of the time
I got a crush and it’s ruining my life
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I got a crush and it’s ruining my life
#crush#i cannot#dude they are not a good crush like it’s so dumb bc I barely know them#also like this is stupid#they asked for a sip of my energy drink today#this is so dumb
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This is so nice it makes me wanna cry. guys give this a read
Written for Hayffie Week, Day 3
Prompt: “Everyone sees it but them”
Summary: Katniss, Peeta, and Johanna talk about… whatever is going on between Haymitch and Effie.
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No Blahaj!!!
BLAHAJ is being microwaved
requested by: @ratgirlevelyn
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Haymitch: I love you so much
Effie: I love you too
*looks into the camera*
But remember 25 years ago. When we met, you were 16 and I was in my early twenties.
I don't want to be predatory, even though we ar both in our 40s. So we can't be together
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Haymitch: Surprise everyone! Effie is pregnant. I'm going to be the dad of three kids!
Peeta: What! You're having triplets.
Effie: No! Are you crazy
Haymitch: then we would have 5 kids
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I found a thingy for Lenore Dove/Haymitch^^
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Katniss: You're such a momma's boy
Peeta: I absolutely loathed my mother!
Katniss: You are Effie's momma's boy
Peeta:.....yeah you're right
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Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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I wish there was an emoji to portray the sadness and just sheer “why wow thanks a lot you’re making me sad” I felt after looking at this post.
But there is I found it

so anyways katniss definitely is the one who sang the old therebefore at burdock’s funeral and she will again be the one who sings it at haymitch’s one day.
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I am freaking freaking currently listening to Pony by Ginuwine and oh my god I cannot stop laughing and like smiling help me
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