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Discussing baby’s future

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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Forgot I never showed my poster designs for this pride month

I did this for uni

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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Happy pride month ❤️🧡����💚💙💜

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TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

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Happy Valentine’s Day y’all 💖💖💖💖💖

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WE WISH YOU A

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Merry Christmas!

(x)

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Miles and Deku would be best friends! I know it!!

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Human crewmate: smells like rain

Alien crewmate: you can SMELL that???

Human:. ... yes? Some humans can feel it in their bones, especially where bones have been broken and healed or have decayed. Most of us get it with age.

Alien crewmate, aside to another alien crewmate: what the fuck

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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

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christmas time is here by Vince Guaraldi except youre waiting for your mom in the parking lot of a grocery store during a snow storm

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Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.

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Did You Know?

The number of rings a tree has in its trunk tells you the number of innocents it has killed!

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[insert video logs of those two guys on tiktok learning to play random songs on their washer/drier machines, getting more complex as the videos progress]

humans need a wide variety of stimulation.

imagine a busy alien crew wondering where a melody is coming from and realizing their human has been pushing buttons on a panel because they make pitched noises.