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looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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AMV Elimination Tournament 26: Twilight vs Love to you

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problematic XP gap relationship

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“I asked chatgpt-“ ok well I asked the male Madagascar hissing roach in my tank and he made a really loud sound from his spiracles (the holes found on the animal’s abdomen) by forcing air through them. this incredible ability makes a unique sound that can only be made by that individual roach alone. It’s thought that this noise is not only a way to deter predators but a way to communicate with other members of the colony, as Madagascar hissing roaches are a democratic and very intelligent species. They enjoy socializing, sharing spaces, and even their women exhibit motherly behaviors often only seen in higher intelligence mammals

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Hero Tales, Part 2

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just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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After years spent poring over mysterious and arcane plat sheets and deciphering long-forgotten building codes, city councilmember Mike LaMere unearthed the mysterious City Zoning Amulet Friday.

“Behold!” LaMere said, holding aloft the solid-gold amulet, which is emblazoned with the Ever-Evaluating Eye of Surr-Vey, Lord Of Demarcation, He Who Measures And Assesses. “With this sigil, the power of zoning comes. Through me, the power of zoning flows! All will behold my power, and I shall bow to no man when designating matter-of-right developments for major retail and office spaces to a maximum lot occupancy of 75 percent for residential use!”

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Elf live service game with a battle pass season that lasts 10 years

Elf predatory monetisation where you can only get the character you want with 100 years of grinding

Elf mmorpg that has a genuine history with scholars and all because it's been online for 600 years

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cock reveal in 12,000 years

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?