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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption
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#i dont save my search history so i have no clue what my last search was lmao#does this mean i just don't have a backstory#im just like this for fun
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honestly hearing that joel makes his intros LAST in his videos makes a lot of sense. both logically and in his case specifically because oh yeah you wanna know what you introduce Wrong he is going insane after gigantic fucking mega projects. like if i spent hours and hours of my life building the next sistine chapel in minecraft i too would make my intros incredibly strange and concerning. i would deserve to let people know im going insane after i went insane doing all that work. carry on mr. shadowlady
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#hmmmm im unsure which is less common#either the torment nexus#which is my nickname for like#dreams where i need to wake up but can't#and I'll keep waking up over and over with new more stressful situations#and each time it's like ok NOW you're waking up for real#and eventually when i do actually wake up#I'm so disoriented that i don't know what bits were real lmao#OR#the body horror dreams#usually where i open up a part of myself i shouldnt be able to open up#and then pull out Creatures that are so big they shouldn't have been able to fit in there#sometimes this is accompanied with severe pain but other times it's just like what the fuckkkk
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#if we're friends? yes absolutely#if he doesn't rly like me#he wouldn't actively try to fuck it up but also he wouldn't try very hard to keep it safe lmao#well. i should say. more specifically#liminar!mint is described here#he's more of a dick than palia!mint lmao#palia mint tho would never forgive himself if a drink got fucked on his watch#oc: mint
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req'd by @kuivamustekala
GAY PTIDE
text: gay ptide
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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it
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when people like your OCs it is truly one of the best feelings ever. but when they also UNDERSTAND your OCs??? When they say or do something that just makes you go "oh they get it." UNBEATABLE.
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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed
#ougfff posts that made me realize just how much lesbian rep there is in media i consume these days#it makes me so happy...#and also#shoutout to my eso lesbians#velsa and narahni reynila and mevei no one does it like u#being able to watch mevei process her grief and figure out how to live without her other half just destroyed me dude#i want her to be happy so bad i hope she finds ways to be happy again#meveiiiii TwT#also special shoutout to peppermint hifi rush#her n korsica are so cuteeee#i don't talk about them much bc im too busy being extremely normal about rekka#but i adore the silliesss#rekka............................#womem#aurgjhh
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Headcanon:
Different Hermits use different things for their inventory. The standard for players is a bag that functions basically like a Bag of Holding from DnD, a pocket space that you can look or reach into.
The most common thing to do is to customize your bag in some way: Pearl’s this season is her mailbag. False’s is her briefcase (which also contains several rivers of course). Gem has a leather coin pouch attached to her belt. Juppet has a similar felt pouch sewn onto his pants.
You can, however, redirect this pocket dimension elsewhere if you want, though it takes some finessing and can be awkward for larger objects so most people don’t bother. Cleo, notably, has their’s tucked into their open body cavity. Cub’s is in an inner pocket of his lab coat. X appears to just pull stuff from nothing because he actually has it embedded in a glove.
#oh this slaps actually#rly good solution to the inventory problem#need 2 figure out where roachie would store their inventory....#mcyt posting
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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i don’t usually make these kinds of posts but in the tags tell me what symbolic imagery you associate yourself with i’m curious. personally i associate myself with dogs, eyes, the color red, and wings.
#beetles pinned up for display with their elytra spread#nervous twitching eyes#swirling ornate patterns that repeat to infinity#the number four#cirrostratus clouds
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rereading my old writing

#FELT#forever editing my writing like jesus fucking christ why did i do that#sorry to all my OCs it will happen again
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@kuivamustekala
banaba
Thanks to the two people who helped me figure out what exactly she is, google really wasn't much help at all. she's an American Shieldback Katydid (Atlanticus Americanus) :>

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