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lord the peasants are so loud today

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Every Starfleet Uniform Ranked By How Annoying The Sleeve Is To Sew, Part 2

Part 1

6. TOS Men's Uniform:

Here we have 1. Quite a severe curve 2. with a zipper in it 3. an invisible zipper at that 4. with pattern matching through the zipper at the collar

5. in velour (slippery). Woof.

7. Disco:

OK we've got two points of pattern matching, but they don't have to be too precise because they've got this round shiny striped piece between them. Of course that piecing means we're basically setting a sleeve in twice, but I will concede that the stretch will be more forgiving than a woven would be. Add in the piecing on the bicep and two different sticky rubber-y fabrics for further difficulty. 

8. TNG Version 2B and Voyager:

All the work of a tailored sleeve with an added inverse corner in an intersection of four seams.

PLUS two points of pattern matching, which is very tricky in an armsyce because you're trying to get the pitch right. You can see in TNG they often have trouble with it and have either a jog in the pattern matching

or too much ease in the wrong place to force the pattern to match.

They seem to have figured it out by Voyager though. I'm also fairly certain they have raglan shoulder pads in them instead of regular ones, which isn't really harder I guess but is a bit odd (no shade, they're incredibly flattering).

9. DS9/ TNG Movies:

All the difficulties of the TNG armscye and now we've added trim, meaning we really have four points of pattern matching instead of two. I could be persuaded that the contrast pieces are applied over the upper sleeve piece instead of pieced, which is easier than what TNG is doing.

10. Enterprise:

I think this is regular raglan sleeve and not some kind of half raglan/half set in sleeve like we see in TNG. Either way it's a bit easier than the TNG sleeve because the trim and yoke are applied on top and top stitched. But we've still got that mitered corner in our bias trim and our four points of pattern matching on the shoulder seam. And then we've also added like four zippers!!!

11. Picard:

What did the stitchers do to this designer? FOUR inverse corners (I guess at least it doesn't intersect a seam this time) PLUS the piecing at the cuff, PLUS all the pattern matching at the armscye, and all in stretch (I think). The only reason it's not the most difficult sleeve is because it looks fairly flat and I bet if you do a nice tight hand baste you can get everything lined up on the first try. Also this is not strictly speaking part of the sleeve but those little corners in the yoke? Good grief.

12. TNG Version 2A:

Never in my life have I seen an armscye like this. What is this even called? How do you construct it? I suppose I would sew the sleeve pieces together, set them in the armscye, then sew the raglan/yoke pieces together at the shoulder seam and then stitch them all the way across the front and then all the way across the back. But good grief. The ONLY other sleeve I could find remotely like this is this 1940s Simplicity pattern (it's on ebay if you want it).

With a few added seams you can imagine what these pattern pieces must look like.

13. TNG Version 1:

All the malarkey of 2A except you've got to do it in spandex. I'd pick wool any day. We also have a second yoke (?!) so now we have to do that little inverse corner TWICE and also add piping. Never in my life have I done an intersection of piping correctly the first time.

And then on top of all that it's ugly. Terrible sewing experience. Worst sleeve in Star Trek *bangs gavel*.

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While the whole of DS9 is dealing with dominion threat in season 6, I love how Quark is out here doing side-quests. Leading a Ferengi only rescue mission to save his mother? Brilliant. Inheriting Morn's "latinum" bars and fighting off robbery attempts to save it? Outstanding. Appearing for 10 seconds in an episode just to join his bff Odo in making fun of Bashir and O'Brien? Glorious.

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Really though, like we've made our cities so uncomfortable even for housed people, just in an effort to hurt the homeless. Parks and beaches close at night so homeless can't sleep there. Loitering is illegal so homeless can't sleep there. No bench at the bus stop because someone might sleep on it. No overnight parking because someone might sleep in the car there.

These laws aren't even beneficial to housed populations of the city, and they purely exist out of a) hatred for the homeless and b) an attempt to make your city look "presentable" to tourists. And it just sucks all-around.

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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i feel like so many voyager episodes are about the necessity of accepting where they are and what the situation is and how there is no way out but through. and the fact that harry's version of this plot is about him textually rejecting a shortcut that honestly isn't the most messed up alternate universe one could just slip into? like surely this episode answered the glaring 'what if' questions that must have been haunting harry this whole time. but no matter the ease, harry apparently just can't. like: actually you can't just pick up a lost person and plop them down in a version of home and not have them look around and say "i don't belong here. who i am is the fact that i, among others, am lost."

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i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents

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Commander sisko after one of his kids asks for another fucking runabout at 3am:

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actually spock invented pon farr bc he was feeling cranky and didn’t want to go through the embarrassment of admitting it. also to see jim’s titties.

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I am normal about the empath (lie)

(Prompt fill for the @mcspirkevents bingo card: “Final Moments)

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I done did it now! I turned them into stickers.

Still nervous about this since what happened last time but I think I will manage.

It sucks that shipping cost is so high. It makes me cry. This is currently the cheapest option available.

They come in a set of 4 sticker with additional 3 small stickers, two of them being B-ware and one little surprise.

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[deep breath in] I am happy my post resonated with so many people

[deep breath out] I am not bothered by the assumptions people are making about me and my life story

[deep breath in] it is truly beautiful that even a brief mention of my personal struggles seems to be helping others

[deep breath out] it is truly beautiful that people feel comfortable and safe expressing the way my struggles make them feel

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Bashir textposts

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heartbroken yet deeply entertained by julian's repeating pattern of 'all I want is to be close to someone and for them to truly know me :(' and then whenever it threatens to actually happen he goes 'oh that's too close to knowing me actually I uh. need to skip town/planet/galaxy/dimension right now immediately very sorry about all that my bad goodbye'

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he might be ziyal's crush but he'll always be julian's ball and chain