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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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and& say what thou wilt regarding my finances but see that my card of compassion never declines.
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Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
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when ever I start hearing the horns of the apocalypse I just say out loud to myself "the tumpet. bwaaa" and it makes me feel better every time
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It's nice to get good news about trans rights for once
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“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store
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with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again
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T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails
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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
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