I'm just a pair of exceedingly wet, pathetic eyes staring out at you from the bottom of a trench I dug myself with walls built of shitposts. Gather round, I’m serving it up lukewarm and stale
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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love when I get horrible sleep & then I’m evil for the rest of the day
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Just looked a patient dead in the eyes and said “now lets make you an appointment for that clown delivery”
Crown. CROWN DELIVERY. This man wants his dental crown not a car full of honk honk bastards.
#bless his heart he just casually said no to the clowns#adventures in dental#the ramblings of a madman
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i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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tiny ancient greek and roman craftspeople in my circulatory system are using accumulated microplastics to decorate the insides of my blood vessels with beautiful mosaics. Nobody can see them, but they’re still art.
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best typo ive ever made i think
reblog if you feep stupid
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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.
Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.
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