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Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.
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Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?
My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?
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What if that insane murderer monster on the loose is just a wittle misunderstwood :(
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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
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Man I really wish I’d taken a picture of that *remembers I’m an artist* wait
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Man I really wish I’d taken a picture of that *remembers I’m an artist* wait
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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean








"post plus" pay me to have to look at these
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My fucking insane antique store find
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Dude really said “evolution for thee not for me”
Just remembered this girl I had both honors English and AP World History with my sophomore year of high school who said The Holy Bible was a nonfiction historical book in our English class and our teacher had to explain that no, it’s not nonfiction nor an accurate depiction of historical events and is instead a book of morals. My principals some also thought the Bible was 100% right about everything including the origins of humanity even though he’s a MARINE BIOLOGIST.
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Just remembered this girl I had both honors English and AP World History with my sophomore year of high school who said The Holy Bible was a nonfiction historical book in our English class and our teacher had to explain that no, it’s not nonfiction nor an accurate depiction of historical events and is instead a book of morals. My principals son also thought the Bible was 100% right about everything including the origins of humanity even though he’s a MARINE BIOLOGIST.
#bugsy talks :)#my hometown was really Christian#the second one still baffles me bc how do you know about horseshoe crabs and still think we didn’t evolve from other animals#I swear the indoctrination is insane
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