24 - she/they the meme in my header is very old and not really relevant to my tumblr anymore but it sparks joy and i refuse to change it
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The killer:
religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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you just never quite know what you'll get when you open my inbox
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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Wrapped his jerky ass up in tinfoil like a burrito. in that goofy pose. poking at him n shit. lemme tell you. I'd be casting mummy's curses left and right
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