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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
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smiling at you btw. loving you btw. liking you btw. enjoying our time together btw.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking
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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
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we did a good job making "even" have 4 letters and "odd" have 3 letters
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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself
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