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Please reblog this if your blog is crossover friendly

aka you are happy to write with muses who aren't in your same fandom (fandomless muses of similar genre for instance)

+ specify in tags what kind of crossovers you're open to

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✨Who's your favorite muse of mine, and why?✨

It's always good to get feedback on what partners enjoy, especially for multimuses. Feel free to speak about multiple muses / blogs as well!

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Send me a trope and I'll come up with a potential plot idea based on it

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Mikhail wiped his hand on one of his rags before he reached for the bottle of lubricant. The music of Huey Lewis in his ears from the buds connected to the Walkmann sticking out of his pocket as he cleaned Sascha.

The match had been a rousing success and had left him in a good mood. It showing in the way he hummed along to his music as he went over all the little nooks and fiddly parts of his gun with the oil. He always made sure to give her a good cleaning each day after work, but She certainly needed it after such a busy day. She’d threatened to overheat once or twice from so much use. A full breakdown and extra thorough cleaning was in order.

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God of dependability, both in the physical sense and the figurative. Constant, unchanging, a representation of the anchor we all need in this chaotic world.

Thats super fitting!

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

It is satisfactory. I do not entirely trust those who watch us, but I have made many friends, and this is a good way to provide for family back home.

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If my muse was a god, what kind of god would they be?

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I meant to come back. I finally felt like I had some energy to write again.

And then we noticed my cat was sick about a week and a half ago, and we said goodbye Thursday.

It… might be a while. Life apparently isn’t done kicking us

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Send “coat loan” for my muse to take off their coat and give it to your muse.

Send “loan coat” for your muse to take off their coat and give it to my muse. 

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a comprehensive list of scenarios

feel free to combine multiple prompts or add  “ + reverse ”  to switch roles !   for reference, the one sending in the prompt is the one committing the action.

1.  GUEST :  for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. 2.  STORM :  for both muses to find shelter from a severe storm. 3.  MEDIC :  for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured. 4.  SURPRISE :  for one muse to come home and find the other already inside. 5.  TRIP :  for both muses to road trip or travel together. 6.  BABYSIT :  for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk. 7.  INSOMNIA :  for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am. 8.  AMBUSH :  for both characters to come under attack by the same enemy. 9.  DANCE :  for one muse to ask the other to dance at a party. 10.  STRANDED :  for one muse to help the other who’s stranded on the road. 11.  SERVICE :  for one muse to cover the cost of something for the other. 12.  SAFEGUARD :  for one muse to save the other from being hit by a vehicle or from some other life-threatening event. 13.  DAZE :  for one muse to wake somewhere and find the other hovering over them. 14.  STOWAWAY :  for one muse to find the other hiding on the same ship. 15.  TAXI :  for both muses to share the same taxi ride. 16.  MAKEOVER :  for one muse to help the other with a new outfit or hairstyle. 17.  LIFEGUARD :  for one muse to rescue the other from drowning. 18.  DISASTER :  for both muses to work together to escape a fire, flood, or other disaster. 19.  TRANSIT :  for one muse to sit next to the other on a public transport. 20.  SPRAIN :  for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. 21.  EMPLOY :  for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc. 22.  QUEST :  for one muse to help the other with a task in exchange for compensation. 23.  SOOTHE :  for one muse to calm the other during a panic attack. 24.  RECOVER :  for one muse to return the other’s lost belonging. 25.  UMBRELLA :  for one muse to share their umbrella with the other on a rainy day. 26.  HEAL :  for one muse to nurse the other back to health from a sickness or injury. 27.  NIGHTMARE :  for one muse to comfort the other after a nightmare. 28.  REUNION :  for one muse to run into the other again after a long time. 29.  PRIZE :  for one muse to win the other a prize at a carnival. 30.  NUDE :  for one muse to walk in on the other while they’re changing. 31.  BED :  for both muses to wake in the same bed, naked or fully clothed. 32.  TRAIL :  for one muse to notice the other has been following them. 33.  EVADE :  for one muse to pull the other into an alleyway to escape their pursuer. 34.  THIEF :  for one muse to confront the other after having something stolen by them. 35.  CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. 36.  FESTIVE :  for both muses to decorate for a special occasion. 37.  PRESENT :  for one muse to give the other a  (birthday)  gift. 38.  WEARY :  for one muse to wake up after falling asleep on the other. 39.  CAPTIVE :  for one muse to hold the other against their will. 40.  SNAP :  for one muse to yell at or push the other out of frustration. 41.  SLEEPOVER :  for one muse to stay the night at the other’s place. 42.  TRESPASS :  for one muse to trespass on the other’s property. 43.  BREAK-IN :  for one muse to discover the other robbing their place. 44.  MERCY :  for both muses to come across an injured animal. 45.  UNKNOWN :  for both muses to wake and find themselves in a strange place. 46.  ACCOMPLICE :  for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. 47.  ASTRAY :  for both muses to take a detour and lose their way. 48.  RELAX :  for both muses to share a hot tub or hot spring. 49.  MUSE :  for one muse to model for the other’s art project. 50.  ACCOMPANY :  for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event. 51.  SALVAGE :  for one muse to retrieve the other’s belongings from a thief. 52.  MEAL :  for both muses to prepare and share a meal together. 53.  CEMETERY :  for one muse to find the other at a gravestone. 54.  REFUGE :  for one muse to shelter the other from enemies. 55.  ARRANGED :  for both muses to date or marry out of convenience. 56.  FAVOR :  for one muse to owe the other a favor. 57.  VACATION :  for both muses to book the same hotel on vacation. 58.  DEFEND :  for one muse to save the other from one or multiple assailants. 59.  CATCH :  for one muse to return the other’s pet that escaped. 60.  RESTRICTED :  for both muses to sneak into someplace they’re not supposed to be.

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“human shield” ( if you're willing to give a newbie a try ^^ thanks )

Send “human shield” for my muse to throw themselves on top of your muse to protect them.

(sorry this feels like it's decades late. Lifes been a mess. Also hi! This is the same mun as brimstone-and-booze and the-hunter-of-teufort-rp, so i know ya already!)

Mikhail wasn't entirely sure what had brought the woman he recognized as their cook out to the field, but he did know the roar of gun fire was bearing down the corner and quickly.

There was little time to think, and less time to explain, but he assumed the noise around them was explanation enough for why he reached over and grabbed her, yanking her close and holding her as he threw himself closer to the wall.

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Planet of the Apes Sentences

(Sentences from Planet of the Apes (1968). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You wanted to live forever, didn't you? Well, you damn near made it."

"Okay, you read me well enough, but why can I read you?"

"I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe, there has to be something better than man. There has to be."

"You're supposed to be the optimist here!"

"Look at the bright side: if this is the best they've got around here, in six months, we'll be running this place."

"Do you have to work tonight? I don't."

"As you dig for artefacts, be sure you don't bury your reputation."

"You wouldn't hurt me, would you?"

"Maybe you are intelligent, but you're also crazy!"

"Why do you insist on provoking him?"

"How can scientific truth be heresy?"

"Touchy, aren't you?"

"Do you love me, I wonder?"

"Look at that! I taught you to smile!"

"Where there's one mutant, there's probably another, and another, and another. A whole nest of them!"

"Now look here, I'm in charge of this expedition!"

"I ought to thank you for saving me. You'll be in trouble for that."

"I've been in trouble since the moment we met."

"Somehow, it makes you look less intelligent."

"You are not in command here! Put down that gun!"

"How did you know I'd come here?"

"You're always giving orders, just like any other adult!"

"You can't trust the older generation!"

"They think you're behaving foolishly. I must say, I agree."

"Remember, never trust anybody over 30."

"I'd like to kiss you goodbye."

"All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it like death itself."

"You're afraid of me and you hate me. Why?"

"From the evidence, man's wisdom must walk hand in hand with his idiocy."

"Don't look for it. You may not like what you find."

"What I do, I do with no pleasure."

"Why must knowledge stand still? What about the future?"

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Multi-muse thread starter meme Send 👥 and the name of one of my muses, and they’ll introduce your muse to another muse that I write.

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🌺 ― simply admiring you from afar

Aw thanks! But lol it doesn’t have to be from afar! Life’s been messy so I haven’t had much time/muse but my dms are always open!

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✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?

I would say it’s neat, but nothing fancy. It’s a bit plain, but practical and neatly readable.

Tea. He’ll drink either, but he’s got a definite preference for tea over coffee

His eyesight is relatively good. It leans a bit more farsighted though, so he might use cheaters in private when reading.

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Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

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Send an AU and I will try writing my muse on that universe or/and give you 5 headcanons