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as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"
so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams
it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces
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My friend has done 10 owl house fanfictions this year please read them
https://archiveofourown.org/users/PKMNtrainerHeza/works
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... So what are the Twitter alternatives??
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elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now
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So did you learn to hate France yet?
Huh? No, why? Did something happen?
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still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice
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Which one of y'all motherduckers said that the world is ending after the Queen dies?! I am crazy paranoid right now!!
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Did Sasuke ever contacted Sakura and Sarada tho? Because if he did, why doesn't Sarada knew of him? Why was Sakura miserable? I disagree that Sasuke is a bad father, I still stand he doesn't want to be one or prepared some years ago. But I genuinely think the whole point of Gaiden was to show Sasuke not being able to be there for his family.
1. Next time please send me a message to my other "main" blog.
2. The whole point of Gaiden is to piss off SasuSaku haters and also try to make it as believable as possible (Kishimoto is the one that stated this indirectly, but I am not exactly sure where I heard it from). I'm not denying the fact that he doesn't *see* his family, but there's no way that he doesn't *call* his wife once in a while to ask how she and his precious daughter are.
3. How can I believe in someone's opinion when you "don't English well"
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IT'S SHIPRUARY!!!
Last year, @shippingnerd101 made Februar into a ship fest where everyday we post a ship. However, I found out about it very late and decided to do it for this year!!
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DUDES if you’re pixilated - or the dash says you’re “sensitive material” 
go to tumblr.com/support and in the drop down click “blog marked incorrectly as explicit” and fill in the form… 
they will fix you within a few mins. ;)
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‪Israel bombing Syria in the middle of the night while everyone’s eyes are on the United States!
PLEASE DON’T STAY SILENT ON THIS‬!!
organizations to donate:
https://care.org/our-work/disaster-response/emergencies/syrian-refugee-crisis/
https://www.islamic-relief.org.uk/syria-appeal/
https://irusa.org/middle-east/syria/
https://www.muslimgiving.org/hihfad
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hi im sorry what
Could you at least write a bit more so I could understand what you're talking about??
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Ohana means Family
Your family loves you
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They take care of you
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They teach you new things
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They love to spend time with you
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You play and joke around together
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You would do anything for each other
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They’re the ones you look up to
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And they respect and learn from you as well
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Together you can get through anything
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No matter how long you’re apart
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They’ll never truly be gone
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In the one you were born into, not everyone may be family
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But somewhere, you will find your family
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They will love you
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And they will be there for you
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They will stand by your side
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And you will find them
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Because everyone has a family somewhere
September 26th is National Family Day!
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You changed your name
Yes well I got really mad at Tumblr. I can't get my blog back so, if you wish, you could follow me on my side blog (now "new main blog") @theoneandonlyshipqueen4q
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