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in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

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Do you know of any theories behind the peace ring or bear ring because they’re obviously extremely special because he’s had them for so long? And also the diamond ring that was huge that he wore on his pinky that one time with another ring on top do you think that could be an engagement ring?

This is exactly how I feel as I sit down to explain. Let me start with the bear ring, because it doesn’t get the love it deserves.

Harry has worn the bear ring on the middle finger of his left hand since 2013. It’s a row of dancing bears—an image that appeared on one of the Grateful Dead’s albums. Harry’s ring is silver, but the original art of the bears is a rainbow.

As you can see... the blue and green bears are together. 🥺 So Harry has been walking around with rainbow bears since June 2013.

The peace ring also showed up in 2013 and for years he was never seen without it. These days he sometimes wears other things there, but never for long and the peace ring always returns. Even when he’s on the cover of Vogue magazine. Even when he’s stunting. Even whe all of his other rings cost more than a car, he’s still wearing this inexpensive silver ring he’s had since he was 19. Many people have the head canon that it’s a promise ring of some sort because he wears it on the middle finger of his right hand which some people consider to be the “gay ring finger”

But mostly because he’s played with it so often when the subject of marriage or engagements comes up. x x x

He also tended to kiss it/play with it while on tour in 2018 when he was singing on the boyfriend B stage. x x 

The diamond eternity band showed up somewhere around May/June 2018

And, as you can see, his left ring finger was bare, while all his other fingers had rings, and his left pinky had his engagement ring diamond ring, which was clearly too big for his pinky, held in place by the Hamille stunt ring. Does it look like he wore the diamond one on his ring finger, but took it off just for the show? Totally Who knows?

And that’s that on those three rings. 

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H💍L = 🏠💚💙

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The Harry Styles series, by One Direction

Harry Styles and the Undeniable Chemistry

Harry Styles and The Glass Closet

Harry Styles and the Growing Public Speculation

Harry Styles and the Management Intervention

Harry Styles and the Half-Hearted Bearding

Harry Styles and the Quiet Rebellion

The final book of the Harry Styles series

Harry Styles and The Truth - release date unknown

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 29 Nov 2010 / 11 Oct 2012 / 29 Oct 2014 / 13 Oct 2015 / 11 Nov 2015

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July 10, 2010 - Louis Tomlinson’s X Factor audition

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same quote, different font

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no idea what it is about but i love that it has an epilogue, going to read it

even if it’s just pretend (say you’ll remember me)

now updated w an epilogue, written by yours truly and i rlly just needed an excuse to share my story aesthetic

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YESTERDAY HE WORE THE L💚T HAT AND TODAY WE GOT THIS

Harry helping a fan come out with a FAITH IN THE FUTURE PRIDE FLAG!!!! (x) - 06/07/23

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These photos are married

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omg what's odds?? huh??? help

So Louis just posted

"going to be a messy one" this makes me think it's got to do with Odds, the ongoing game the band, crew, openers play that's basically a drinking game slash manifestation of louis being a mischievous chaotic extremely charming lil shit,

x vid

a game that the team got tattooed on them including louis,

most likely made Steve arrive on stage on a scooter recently, made louis walk back into the venue after seeing fans, had Zak wear a safety jacket one show, or another lost one where he had to put a piece of tape on his shirt and he had to be dramatic about it

And the Absolute Best (and mind you this was Before we knew this was a thing, like they just Appeared like that and it was chaos): Portland night 2, where I assume all the lost bets were executed (here's a summary)....

...maybe Vegas will be another one of those

Odds is Odds

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i’m so completely normal about this

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Niall and Harry bickering like 5 year olds. Louis is very content because he’s not getting roasted by Harry. Liam staring at Harry like he’s from another planet.

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ot5′s this weekend: