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rosekiller dryhumping, they get so desperate there's no time to take the clothes off, just trying to get as much friction as possible as they pant and bite and tug at each other's hair until both their pants have a wet spot

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I like to think that Remus is definitely the kind of guy to collect mugs from places he goes, and tries to find the ugliest ones that go absolutely horribly with his flat.

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GUYS WHY AM I SEEING PEOPLE SHIP REGULUS WITH UMBRIDGE ???? People just hate Regulus 😭

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Im sorry but I HATEEEE bartylus SO MUCH

Evan STAND UPPPPPPO Evan can you hear me Evan. Can’t stand unrequited Rosekiller and Bartylus like stfuuuuuu

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im a bartylus HATER till i die. and u might be like “oh it’s because u ship jegulus” “oh it’s because u ship rosekiller”

and ur not technically WRONG but the main reason is because im the biggest regulus kinnie and my bsf is the biggest barty kinnie and it makes me sick to my stomach thinking of US dating

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James saying he has to consult with his wife (Sirius) and Sirius saying he’ll have to check with the hubby (James) to any and every request or invite they get

Regulus and Remus, their actual boyfriends, rolling their eyes every time

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Remus: *reading his book in the library*

Remus: *Hears soft classical music in the distance*

Regulus: *Reading a table next to him, having his earphones on full volume*

Remus: James, do you hear that to?

James: Oh, the classical music? That is reggie. He loves that kind of music

Remus: *Walks up to Regulus* What song is that?

Regulus: Oh, just Solas from Jamie Duffie. Don't think you know it.

Remus: *stares at him* That's my favorite classical song.

Regulus and Remus: *Dark academy fangirls squealing*

Sirius: *just walked in to the library* Is that my brother? And my boyfriend? Bonding?

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stop trying to make moonwater happen

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Shopowner: So... you're homosexuals?

Sirius: [Casually going through the wedding catalogue] [Nods his head towards Remus] Well he is, I just like having another mans dick up my ass.

Remus: [Poking his tongue against his cheek to hold in his laugh]

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thinking about sirius, who always liked silver jewelry, switching to gold because of remus and driving him insane with those new golden rings on his long fingers and pretty necklaces draped around the delicate curve of his neck

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sirius drives a stick shift (manual car) and i will not be taking any criticism about this.

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I don't trust you if you don't like Lily Evans.

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No I'm not blond and blue eyed 💔

when I find a brilliant, jaw dropping, amazing x reader fic but suddenly I’ve been given a first name, last name, hair colour and eye colour

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sirius does siren eyes once and remus just drowns in them. completely gone. utterly finished. folded.

James: what the hell did you just do to him Sirius ✨glowing✨: idk… blink pretty? 😌

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If Regulus can’t reach the top shelf he’d scramble onto the kitchen counter to get whatever it is he wanted and James would be watching all of this unfold thinking I could of easily gotten that for him but god he’s adorable

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Wolfstar is that couple who fall asleep tangled together and somehow wake up even closer.

Like nuzzling into warm necks, whispered “good mornings” before their eyes even open, and forehead kisses before coffee.

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remus became a magical creature before he could even properly cast a spell — his relationship with not only the magical world, but magic itself in its most raw, arbitrary form is so complex and so overlooked