bumblebeelarry
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Kelly. 27. she/her. pan. INTJ/INFJFic Rec
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sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE
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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it
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#i literally feel like I'm losing my mind being a leftist in the US#like I've never experienced such madness in my life
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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
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i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s
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Simone Ashley wearing VIVIENNE WESTWOOD – 78th annual Cannes Film Festival
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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.
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i’m not kidding fucking tag me in this shit or whatever i want to know what your names would have been in the fuckin. 1930s! it’s so fun i feel like i’m uncovering other little izzys under rocks and leaves it’s so pleasant
#I'd be Sharon god no#no offense to any sharon's#I just feel like sharon is such a waspy name#it's for a middle aged white woman
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little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
#I genuinely have no concept of time anymore#like the fact that I graduated 3 years ago is a regular surprise to me
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harry was so right for sunflower vol 6. sometimes you just have to woooop. baw. boo boo boop. boo boo boop. boo boo boop. boo boo boop. boo boo boop. HEY. ooooooOP. OOooOp. du. du. du du du du du bu. literally so true
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you can live anywhere within your chosen city, as long as it’s within the city limits.
#I could never live in NYC my anxiety would be through the roof#If I'm gonna be surrounded by people I'd rather be somewhere that it doesn't snow
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— Sunrise on the Reaping, Epilogue
#bruh if I ever get the attention span to read again I need to read this#hunger games#I know it's separate but I just want a general tag
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jd vance killed the pope
#i'm losing my mind about this#like I don't /actually/ think he killed the pope#but the fact that they met and just hours later the pope died is absolutely sending me
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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*
Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea
Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything
Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today
Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you
Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)
#I'm none of these#I'm just sitting there crying feeling sorry for myself until it goes away#but I have no choice but to do things for myself
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captured from an ambulance. captured. from an ambulance. do not stop speaking about palestine please
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