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faux sympathy is actually evil.

you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.

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btw when a person tells you they usually don’t cum or have a hard time with it, pushing them to cum (“come on, baby, cum for me!” “are you close?” “i want to make you cum” etc) makes it less likely for them to cum and will in fact make them feel very pressured and have less fun because they now feel like you’re not going to have fun if they don’t cum.

the goal for sex isn’t to cum. the goal of sex is to enjoy yourselves. you can have fun without orgasms. orgasms are a bonus. stop treating sex like it’s not good enough if your partner doesn’t climax.

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she let me hit because I act unhinged and feral towards her and make her actually feel wanted and valued and a little unsafe but never in danger

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mmmm slow, cuddly sex….you’re on your back and they’re on top of you, your hips flush together and they’re deep inside of you, not thrusting but just rocking their hips, grinding slow and deep right against your cervix….and they kiss you so sweet it’s like they’re trying to climb inside you….and when they cum they don’t pull out just lay there and hold you while they go soft inside you….

does this make sense? need it now.

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pulling panties to the side is hotter than completely taking them off, you can’t change my mind

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I’m lying i actually need super emotional sex where somebody fucks me slow and tells me how special i am lol

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She's an overthinker, so fuck those thoughts out of her till she can't form a single coherent sentence.

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need a guy to stick his hand between my legs while i'm trying to hold a conversation and then make fun of me for struggling to form words

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If you’re not worshipping the ground I walk on I’m not interested lmaooo

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little miss gets wet from getting reassurance

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I love the idea of getting into a kink because someone you're attracted to is into it...like.. slowly you start consuming more of that content by proxy..then you find yourself fantasizing about it but just a little bit....and then before u know it. bam. monsterfucker

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where do I sign up to participate in the innocent bulge nuzzling to drooly facefucking pipeline

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you, me, and the sound of my fingers in your pussy on a lazy sunday afternoon

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Front or back?

How about bent over in front of a mirror so you can see both?

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i just need to hear him growl in my ear “i’m not fucking done with you yet” while he grabs me by the hips and pulls me back onto his cock…no big deal 😩

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I love getting to the point when you're bent over being fucked and your no longer in control of the noises coming out of your mouth. when it's going so deep and hitting that spot over and over again, your eyes rolling all the way back as you let out strangled cry’s and whimpers. Begging over and over even though you have no idea what you’re begging for, it feels too good to want it to stop but oh god is it also too much.

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"That's my baby girl" as she's doing the most disgusting things to get me off.