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Trans girls, in my experience, have largely lived an existence in which for the vast majority of our lives, we've never been anybody's first choice romantically. That's if we're chosen at all.

Second choice? Yeah. Back up plan? Happens. Fetishized? Always.

But never just chosen. Never just pursued. Never loved quite as much as we need. Never the object of obsession. Never the focus of passion.

Every love feels like it's one better option disappearing like a vapor in the wind.

So I say all that to say, if you're romantically inclined, and you love a trans girl. Choose her. Really choose her. Choose her in every moment. Make her feel like she's the only one that matters and do it every day, because it's possible, likely even, that she's never felt that before.

Really choose her, or you will break her heart.

If you're not willing to do that, leave her the fuck alone.

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I will NEVER let ppl forget that Brad Pitt terrorised and beat Angelina Jolie and their kids so bad on a plane ride that a report was filed by the FBI with multiple witnesses. And I will never forget that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from him almost immediately after that incident in 2016 and it wasn't until THIS YEAR that Pitt agreed to it after ALMOST A DECADE of dragging her and their kids through bullshit defamation court proceedings. But you'd never know because that fucker is everywhere with his fake racecar movie and shitty cheek fillers and everyone just eats it up. So many people warned that the Depp v Heard case would light the way for famous abusers to be rehabilitated in the public eye and it did. It proved to abusers that they don't even need to be sorry or acknowledge what they did they can just keep showing up, smear their victims behind the scenes with astro turfing and let the fans and industry do the rest. brad pitt, Kevin Spacey, James Franco, Ezra Miller, Johnny Depp etc. all of them are thriving in the spotlight rn and being invited to major industry events and even winning awards despite documented incidents of abuse. It's so fucking depressing.

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https://www.tumblr.com/cyprozombiegirl/791628507890515968/i-remember-the-first-time-a-girl-put-her-fingers?source=share

I'm ngl this did a lot more than I expected for me because I've been recovering from bottom surgery and I'm supposed to be allowed to have sex in like. A bit more than 2 weeks. And like. I'm rlly excited but also really nervous and scared. What if I don't like penetration, what if my pussy isn't pretty enough for her? But this has like. Put my mind at ease. Somewhat.

I’m really glad it helped. Also you don’t need to have sex the fist time you’re allowed to, and it certainly doesn’t have to be with someone else, you can experiment with yourself first. All that said here are some tips for the first time:

I recommend choosing someone you are very comfortable with like a close friend if possible, and kind of discourage it from being someone who you has been a central or primary care taker during your recovery, cause you want someone who will not primarily still think of it as a wound, while also caring about your safety

penetration might not feel good at first, the canal is one of the last places to really recover from surgery and you can realistically expect it to still be numb. If it doesn’t feel good now that doesn’t meant it’ll never feel good

dilate first. You won’t always need to do this, but it’s good prep for early on. And if your chosen partner is with you they can help you dilate, by cleaning everything and preparing the space for you, and even holding the dilator in place for you. All these things can be intimate and loving and get you both in the mood and function as foreplay

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thank you so much for fiberposting. ive been eating so many chia seeds and veggies for a couple months now and i just got back from a dr appt and my diabetic A1C is lower than ever, almost certainly bc of the fiber intake. fiberhead nation rise up.

FUCK YES!!! that's what it's all about! im prediabetic as well and fiber is where it's at. peace and love.

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Willy Wonka when he sees this guy:

I have no words

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so my highschool was huge, and for god knows what reason, cross country was super popular. at my highschool of maybe 6000 kids we have close to 750 cross country runners. we needed four or five busses to take us to meets. it was absolutely fucking insane.

anyway, i have this core memory of us running as this big, thundering herd down the main stroad of my hometown, and this one car had inched up pretty far past the stop sign to try and see around the car, and the guy leading our group decided, for god knows what reason, to open this big car's passenger door, scooch across the back three seats, and pop out the other side.

but then the guy behind him did the same, and we all just decided, why not, so we all did, and there was this old guy yelling at us but he couldn't just pull away because there was this unending 750 person long conga line of overheated hyperventilating sweat slick scrawny mormon kids slithering all over his leather seats and if hed tried to pull away at any point after the first guy he'd have kidnapped at least three of em.

for bonus points this guy lived in the area, and every time we ran past him he'd just lay on the horn, but to get back at him wed run into neighborhoods that we saw him enter and wed make these giant congo lines at crosswalks and shit just to fuck with him. we tormented that man.

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inspo ✨

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This man is the devil. He is like the gustavo fring of the chocolate world. Look at that evil grin. He delights so much in the sins he commits. His chocolate designs are mere idols of worship--they lack all substance, but resemble real things and are pretty to look at. Even Willy Wonka would be put off by this man.

I have no words

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out of all the star trek chief engineers i think miles o’brien is the least likely to be a machinefucker. i think he loves his job but does not eroticize it. trip tucker is in the middle he would fuck a machine as long as it had tits and a sexy voice. b’elanna and geordi would go a step farther they would fuck a machine as long as it had a vaguely humanoid form but are happy to get pretty abstract with it. scotty would fuck the enterprise as is

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lol

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I got places to be

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i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again

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this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw