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My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me
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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
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Heyy do you have masterlist?
I actually dont! I've been in sort of a block with writing and haven't exactly gotten back to it yet. There's many drafts in the making, with a masterlist on it's way, though
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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you
dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uh…
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My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”
Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”
My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”
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Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!
Me: Hell yeah, fanart
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me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me
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