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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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what succession always did well was that it’s crudeness never felt performative or there for shock value or to illicit audience reaction or to be edgy or experimental it was because the characters actually Would fucking say that and Would fucking do that for convoluted reasons laid out to us over and over again in show like this guy isn’t going to psychosexually ironically unironically call his dad’s 65yo corporate lawyer ‘mommy’ because hes the funny one it’s because 80 years ago a four year old and a five and a half year old were speaking with their eyes in the hull of u-boat fleeing from the war

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my favorite part of beach boys lore is that the beatles are the villains

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me writing posts about media no one cares about: and another thing,

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frances ruffelle as éponine thénardier

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now im like.. nowhere near up to date on world events. but seeing white usamerican people going "oh we're so cooked haha isnt this scary haha !! isnt this bad hahaha" as if theyre the ones having bombs dropped on them is fucking infuriating..shut the fuck up.

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the fake john wilkes booth mummy and elmer mccurdy could have been best friends if they knew each other as circus corpses

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reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

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a perfect slice

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Audrey Hepburn hair and makeup test shots for Mayerling (1957)

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like do i truly believe this no. is it very funny to act as if it is factual yeah

i may have acquired the strangest superstition of all time

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so at the longest day of the year picnic i got a silly little heart-shaped keychain with a picture of james fitzjames from the terror. as one does. and the next day me and lucy were going to rush dead outlaw (my only chance to see it!) and as a joke i put the james keychain in my bra for good luck (to keep him close to my heart. and my tits). well we got the tickets and it was an amazing show and i had the best stagedoor experience ever. later that evening i removed james and the new york liberty promptly lost a game. so i was all like “haha it was because i didn’t have the keychain!” and it was very funny. to me.

anyways today i kept the bit going and he went back in there when i caught the train to penn station to come home and everything went smoothly until i remembered he was there, realized it was utterly ridiculous to have a keychain of james fitzjames as portrayed by tobias menzies in my bra, and put him in my purse. and then my train was promptly delayed for over an hour. so now a strange part of me is beginning to fear it is no longer a bit. and my luck is controlled by a james fitzjames keychain.

i may have acquired the strangest superstition of all time

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i may have acquired the strangest superstition of all time