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I may be having a bad week but Cuomo is having a worse one !!

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"#every erotic R6 fanfic is exactly like this" um how do you know that

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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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dog worship among animist tribes in Ferelden accidentally gave them protection against the Old Gods because Elgar'nan couldnt handle even a hint of that Dread Wolf Stank

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did you see the theory that andraste may have had dwarven ancestry? especially with the story about tyrdda bright axe marrying a dwarf on the advice of her elf(?) spirit(?) lover. anyway that could be why andraste could hear the maker (a titan?) and also why leliana had her vision and got resurrected at the ashes (leliana is also part fereldan, and most fereldans are descended from the alamarri)

I have! I've been digging up some of the older theories that were floating around before DAI. 🙂‍↕️

Like the one about Leliana's rose vision being from Urthemiel (archdemon of beauty) in order to move the events of Origins along.

Neat stuff.

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who's the shadow goddess....?

According to Solas:

"The Alamarri crossed the Frostback Mountains to escape a beast they called the shadow goddess in their stories. I met the spirit that they fled. She walks the Fade along the southern tundra, weeping, lonely, and forgotten. Great Ferelden formed because a lonely spirit drove her prey away."

According to the Alamarri:

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And what's up with the 'Shadow Goddess' who lives in the southern tundra? What did she do to the Alamarri? Why did Solas of all characters mention her? Hello? A scrap of attention for ancient human lore?

Humans being foreign to Thedas should've been a bigger deal. Why did the Old Gods Evanuris choose Neromenian dreamers over the Alamarri? Were southern humans built different? Were they weird? Is that why Andraste was built different and weird?

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Rage, my weak little puppet...It's almost endearing.

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The idea that a Black woman’s hair has to be “done” all the time is actually insane and sinister.

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Humans being foreign to Thedas should've been a bigger deal. Why did the Old Gods Evanuris choose Neromenian dreamers over the Alamarri? Were southern humans built different? Were they weird? Is that why Andraste was built different and weird?

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Wimdy

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the orthopedic specialist I was referred to doesn't take my insurance omegaluls in the chat I will live with this pain forever

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Do people really believe Kamala wouldn't have bombed Iran? The woman who marched lockstep with Biden's foreign and domestic policies? Free my people girl. 😭

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I'm even starting to miss Varric

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god i wish he was romanceable

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onion rings but it goes to voicemail