had a quick go at Jolly's redesign, gotta say i'm not a big fan of it
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I said I was gonna do it
Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.
He slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a random assortment of bills into the jar.
He takes a deep breath.
“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”
“FUCKING PISSING SHITTING CUNTING FUCK LORD ALMIGHTY DOES THIS HURT GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS ME I’VE GONE AND SNAPPED MYSELF IN HALF LIKE A TWIZZLER LEFT OUT IN THE SUN BOY OH BOY HAVE I REALLY FUCKING DONE IT THIS TIME WOWIE THIS IS QUITE THE INJURY–”
“i-i’m callin’ someone–”
“THAT’S VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU SANS IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE CAN YOU PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF MY MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY BOATS AT THE END OF THIS ONE GOOD FUCKING GRAVY–”
And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.
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Made a jevil icon, feel free to use just credit me please lol
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there’s been so many AUs i’ve completely forgotten about my favorite one lol
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i don't like spiders but she's an exception
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a lamp that probably drunk 40 bottles of nyquil
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𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕
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