if you go into your bathroom at midnight with the lights off and say “hugh jackman” 3 times while spinning you will get dizzy and faint and hugh jackman will come out of the mirror and make sure you’re okay
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“A sound soul, dwells within a sound mind and a sound body.”
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Why I failed science
Science Teacher: What do you know about the Big Bang-
Me: They're from South Korea.
Class:
Science Teacher: What
Me: There are five of them
Science Teacher: What
Me: They are out of this world
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher:
Me: And their leader...
Class:
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher: What about their leader?
Me:
Me: Is a DRAGON.
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Korean speakers: 찬열
Chinese speakers: 燦烈
English speakers: Chanyeol
me: /moaning in agony
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normal people: oh he's cute
tumblr: he has good bone structure let's congratulate his parents
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