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no but seriously imagine it... youre watching mcr show in seattle and gerard way says “we have a surprise for you!!” suddenly dan and phil come out holding the gay flag and start grilling burgers

[burger-phan]

few vague design ideas :] just kinda first drafts subject to change but im having fun

[burger-phan]

these guys have spoiled us what do you mean 6 days is too long between dnp uploads dont you remember the trenches

[burger-phan]

yknow. like. nya

[burger-phan]

dan and phil are literally the best youtubers ever because who else would pause a video to get up, go get all the hangers out of their closet, and tier list them based on fuckability starting with One Stolen From A Shop. why do you still have that

[burger-phan]

the concept of PHANTINA…

[burger-phan]

dan and phil playing "date everything" and not really dating anything because they can only ever stand eachothers personalities and no one elses sounds like a bit but I just saw it happen infront of me

[burger-phan]

Dan on his twitter!

4 July 2025

[burger-phan]

omg you dont ship phan?? should we throw a party? should we invite pre-hiatus dan and phil???

[burger-phan]

*saying my nightly prayers*: and please let dan and phil 2.0 include dan drag era, okay thanks diva <3

[burger-phan]

me (prepping for a birthday party): "ugh I still have to fill and frost these cupcakes tonight"

girlfriend (trying to partake in my interests): oh like dan does to phil?

[burger-phan]

[burger-phan]

hearing dan read out “they’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy” in 2025 when they’re openly gay now and have a mortgage together is making my bones shake

[burger-phan]

they keep saying tumblr is back yet they make no effort to be present here.. homophobic

[burger-phan]

happy pride! <3

[burger-phan]

Phwoah dads,

Calling all phannies!!

Have you ever wondered how many of those phannie stereotypes are true? Can we really all be lesbians? Do we all fit into the 4 G’s of the Dan and Phil demographic? And most importantly, do we all agree Sister Daniel is hot?

Now’s your chance to find an answer. The huge data nerd that runs this account made a Phannie Census to ask everyone these questions. The survey consists of demographic questions and questions about some common phannie stereotypes and should only take about 5 minutes to complete. If you, too, are curious about these results, please take the survey and reblog for sample size!

Athankyouverymuch *sexy end screen dance*

[burger-phan]

whenever you feel like you're being annoying and are taking space for no reason just remember dan howell at 18 years old kept bombarding his parasocial internet crush's twitter until he got his skype and now they are happily [redacted] in their shared home. #neverkillyourself #neverstopyapping