Important milestone
I’ve apparently watched 200 BL dramas not including ones I DNFed
This is officially my life now
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I should be allowed to sleep for one million years
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Me: I don't write for validation.
Also me when my story on AO3 gets a kudos:
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day
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Neuvillette and I just aren’t meant to be
In the 5 billion wishes I made I managed to get Yanfei three times, Xingqiu 3 times, Barbara 2 times and even Dehya 1 time
I spent so much money and still they forsake me
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*
Me:
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real life cartoon character
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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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lotion is a substance that exists to make your skin not feel gross and dry by making your skin feel gross and wet <3
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