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anyone else so obsessed with ruminating, dwelling, romanticizing, regretting, contemplating, reflecting, wondering, longing and yearning?
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Slasher lore:
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he mommy fr
#i love thomas hewitt#slashers#slasher community#slasher thirst#slasher fucker#slasher memes#didyallmissme?
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he's my little meow meow
#i love thomas hewitt#slashers#slasher thirst#slasher community#slasher fucker#slasher memes#help me im gay#thomas hewitt#slasher fandom#not my art
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Professor added a picture of Thomas to the Horror slideshow for our lesson- mf I almost moaned
#slashers#slasher thirst#i love thomas hewitt#slasher fucker#slasher memes#slasher community#thomas hewitt#slasher fandom#help me im gay#this is not okay
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#absolute menace#i am so mentally ill and have yet to receive any type of treatment please help me#i live with regular people this is a problem#slasher community#help me im gay#patrick bateman
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real
I love all the slashers but thomas hewitt really tickles my taint
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Someone will write the most gut-wrenching, toe curling, leg shaking, eye crossing, heart pounding, lip licking, mind-blowing, finger crossing, core tightening, breath-taking fanfiction then be like:
"i hope this is okay 🥹"
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a random MF hitting Nubbins when I'm tryin' figure out what he wants for dinner
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wifi is so bad at the Hewitt house y'all
#slashers#i love thomas hewitt#bad wifi#i hate it here#the dick is good so i dont mind#help me im going insane
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guys help me find my cat please 🙏🏽🙏🏽
#return my cat#real money reward#hid bitchass keeps running away#he has food and water and shelter he is just ungrateful#please i love him#slashers#slasher memes#slasher community#slasher fandom
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made me cackle in the middle of class
Lester is so fine I wanna get him pregnant
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in the mood to swallow slasher sperm
#slasher thirst#slashers#slasher fucker#i love thomas hewitt#slasher community#slasher memes#thomas hewitt#help me im gay#rz michael myers#slasher fandom
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I GOT HIRED Y'ALL AAAAAA 🫶🏽
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I have a job interview today bruh
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laying in bed; sobbing, because I love fictional men...so much.
#just realized i might have a thing for brunettes#slashers#slasher fucker#slasher thirst#i love thomas hewitt#kurt kunkle#eddie munson#rz michael myers#i need these men to use me#i am so mentally ill and have yet to receive any type of treatment please help me#🫶
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In the mood to be degraded by long-haired men with mommy issues
#slasher thirst#slashers#slasher fucker#i love thomas hewitt#thomas hewitt#vincent sinclair#rz michael myers#is this covid related?
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