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For your further and future reference, without some dingbat’s terrible comic attached, here are the “top” tags on paheal, the rule34 database.

Paheal is a website which, since 2007, has had thousands of members archiving every single piece of pornographic fan-art they can find anywhere on the web, tagged by series and character.

“Friendship is Magic,” with over 60,000 uploads, is the second highest ranking series as of today (March 19, 2015), making ”my little pony” in general the #2 tag.

It is also the youngest series in all of these tags, having premiered on The Hub network on 10/10/2010.

The #1 tag here is pokemon, and if we divide its total uploads by the 19 years since pokemon Red and Green, it evens out to just about 12 pieces of art made every day, by a fandom of millions world-wide.

If we apply the same to “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,” then a little over 40 pieces of porn are uploaded each day.

It is therefore actually irrefutable, mathematical fact that fans of “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” flood the internet with the most porn, at a rate of almost 400% the next most pornified fiction series on the face of our planet Earth.

JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER

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carazelaya:

carazelaya:

"Stop interrupting me."

"I just said that."

"DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?”

ALSO WHEN YOU SEE FEMALES IN YOUR LIFE BEING DISMISSED IN CONVERSATION:

[Name] was speaking, how about we let her finish?

[Name] just said that.

[Name] was in the middle of saying something, can you please let her finish?

NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN SOCIALIZED MALE DOMINANCE IN CONVERSATIONS SO LADIES PLEASE LEARN THESE THREE PHRASES AND NEVER BE AFRAID TO USE THEM

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You Been Lied To: 7 Things You May Not Know About Somali ‘Pirates’Captian Phillips, Lies about Somali Pirates, Somali Pirates

Somali ‘pirates’ are actually defending Somali waters from foreign invaders

In 1991, the government of Somalia collapsed. It’s nine million people who have been battling widespread starvation ever since. America and other European nations saw this as a great opportunity to rob the country of its food supply and dump their nuclear waste in Somalia’s now unprotected seas.

According to the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, approximately 12 miles into the ocean from the coast is sovereign territory of the state. Every Somali highjacking that has ever occurred happened within those 12 miles.

European vessels are polluting Somali waters As soon as the Somali government was gone, mysterious European ships started appearing off the coast of Somalia, dumping vast barrels of nuclear waste into the ocean. Much of that waste can be traced back to European hospitals and factories. Soon after the dumping began, the coastal population began to sicken. At first they suffered strange rashes, nausea and malformed babies. Then, after a 2005 tsunami, hundreds of the dumped and leaking barrels washed ashore. People began to suffer from radiation sickness, and more than 300 died.

(AP Photo) European ships are looting Somali waters for seafood While some European ships were dumping, other ships have been looting Somalia’s seas of their greatest resource: seafood. An estimated $300 million worth of tuna, shrimp, lobster and other sea life is being stolen every year by huge European ships illegally fishing in Somalia’s unprotected seas. As a result, the local fishermen have lost their livelihoods, and are forced into starvation.

Somali ‘pirates’ are actually fishermen The fact is, Somali ‘pirates’ are ordinary Somalian fishermen who at first took speedboats to try to dissuade European vessels from illegally fishing and dumping into their waters. With the absence of the government’s navy, the fishermen joined together and formed the National Volunteer Coast Guard of Somalia.

Somali ‘pirates’ have a code of conduct According to ‘Somali Pirate’ code, harming the crew of a ship is strictly prohibited. This is to ensure that governments are less likely to step in and employ do-not-negotiate tactics.

Piracy has become Somalia’s biggest source of income Since the fishing economy have suffered due to European ships looting and dumping in Somali waters piracy is now Somalia’s biggest source of income. It has been estimated that between $339m and $413m has been made within the years of 2005 and 2012. Individual ‘pirates’ usually get $30,000-75,000 each, with a bonus of up to $10,000 for the first man to board a ship and for those bringing their own weapon or ladder.

Columbia Pictures’ “Captain Phillips.” The media has brainwashed people into thinking Somali ‘pirates’ are savage thieves Somali ‘pirates’ have been branded in the media as maritime gangsters. The image of Somali pirates as senseless, savage thieves can be largely attributed to propaganda by the European and American governments. In April 2009, the Obama administration employed a long-term strategy to restore maritime security off the coast of Somalia. This strategy conveniently places American Navy Gunships in Somali waters. Also, Hollywood recently made a movie celebrating the ‘true’ story of “Captian Phillips,” who was kidnapped by Somali ‘pirates.’ Though the film was blasted for its many lies and inconsistencies, it made an estimated $107 million domestically, with audiences giving the film a 93% rating. Sources http://www.huffingtonpost.com http://www.economist.com http://www.state.gov http://www.boxofficemojo.com http://www.rottentomatoes.com http://en.wikipedia.org Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 « Previous Related Posts:

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when a cool person you thought was out of your league acknowledges your existence in a non-negative way

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zodiac signs as parts of a cell

Aries: nucleolus

Taurus: mitochondria

Gemini: cytoplasm

Cancer: lysosome

Leo: ribosomes

Virgo: centriole

Libra: nucleus

Scorpio: cell membrane

Pisces: bitch

Capricorn: nucleus

Aquarius: vacuole

Sagittarius: endoplasmic reticulum

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I think what bothers me so much about the “feminists are ugly” or “feminists are hairy” or “feminists are lesbian” stereotypes is— So fucking what? Some of us ARE ugly. Some of us ARE hairy. Some of us ARE lesbians. And it shouldn’t fucking invalidate anything we’re fucking saying to you. But you know, if you believed that, if you actually believed that our sexual usefulness to men is irrelevant to the conversation about our basic human rights, you wouldn’t be a fucking misogynist, would you?

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nature

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Friendly Giant

Thailand 2015

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how neurotypicals seem to think the psychiatric world works

mentally ill person: *calls doctor* Yes hello doctor i have a problem

Doctor: yes hello patient who i somehow always have time for. pls come down to my office in 10 minutes to discuss this problem

mentally ill person: okey dokey

Doctor: and of course i know u r only a student, so i will give you this doctors visit for a $5 copay!!!! now please, tell me about ur problem. do not worry about time restraints this office exists in a void where the time limits to visits dont apply.

mentally ill person: *is able to describe symptoms accurately, concisely, and perfectly.*

Doctor: You this one diagnosis perfectly without any oddities. here is your magical diagnosis paper. you now have this disease. you did not have it before. here are magic pills that can cure your disease forever!!! am i a psychiatrist or a psychologist? I don't know

mentally ill person: *takes pill and is suddenly 100% functional and 'normal'* Now i am permitted to talk to neurotypicals again

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Why I need feminism

*driving home*

Me: Let’s see what’s on the radio.

DJ: “It’s a tragic day for all men today—Leonard Nimoy died. Most boys had a Star Trek phase growing up. You girls probably have trouble telling the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek, but trust me, it’s a big deal that he’s gone.”

Me: …

Me: Seriously? What year is this?

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heterosexuals are so weird we had to sing for russian class today and the singing teacher said that only the peopel she interpreted as boys were allowed to sing one verse because it was talking about how muh the narrator loved a pine tree and pine trees are gramatically feminine she was threatened by the thought that we could be gay for a tree

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YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

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cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is

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Justice Department Calls On Ferguson To Align Level Of Institutional Racism With Rest Of Country