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“average demigod goes on 3 quests a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average demigod goes on 0 quests per year. Percy Jackson, who lives in New York & goes on over 10,000 quests each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die
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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
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me throughout the day: boy do i love wearing rings and earrings they're my favorite accessories :D !!!!!
me, the second i get home: i need these metal prisons OFF MY FLESH
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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convinced my 10 y/o nephew to watch naruto and he sent me this i'm screaming
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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