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Thank you, Luke, for providing us with delicious and nutritious food. Amen. 🙏🏻

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every day i go online and another artist announces a tour or a single or an album. but somehow it’s never 5sos. when will it be 5sos

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New old pic of Luke via tornblackjeans on IG

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luke hemmings in 2022

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☆ happy birthday luke hemmings ☆

Songs and the music I make are the windows into moments in my life. if you're looking to understand more of me, that's definitely the way to do it. Because the band started so young and it was all very public, naturally now I'm such a homebody and such an introvert. Getting older, I understand more about myself and what makes me happy.

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dancing though our house

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super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:

copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote ‘em. let ‘em be their own damn hook

if ur feeling fancy & don’t mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things

state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy

ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?

make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]

just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn’t cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than “idk i suck at summaries”

just…explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be “[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy”

just stick a meme in there

honestly who cares

just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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A necessary post

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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molly hi

can i request a monologue of this

specifically the ripped t-shirt

a monologue that isn't perhaps 100% a Luke monologue but rather a cake monologue

i come to you in this trying time

thank you🫡

ana as you have astutely pointed out, this is not the first time we've seen a shirt ripped open in the back on a member of 5sos. we've seen luke sporting an exceptionally revealing version of it, and now we have calum with the same thing happening to a lesser degree, and i really have to wonder.

this is such a specific placement for a huge rip. it starts in exactly the same place. how does this happen to two separate shirts owned by two separate humans who happen to spend a massive amount of time together including stealing each other's clothes?

are both of these men engaging in behaviors that rip open the back of their t-shirts? what are those behaviors?

did luke borrow the shirt and tear a hole with his massive shoulders?

was the shirt originally luke's and he's doing something to cause this kind of rip and/or his shoulders did it for him?

was luke's shirt originally calum's and calum is doing something to cause this kind of rip in multiple shirts?

did calum do this to the shirt on purpose either to troll luke or for personal reasons?

and truly the least likely option…

did the shirt somehow come this way from the thrift store?

no matter how you slice it, there is really not a reasonable explanation for this that doesn’t involve some sort of cake shenanigans!

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the fact that these photos are taken years apart

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update: decided against gatekeeping this 😌