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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

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capybara

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Always trying to spot a bird

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listening to phil collins

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Um

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Ok but like at this point I have rehearsed my reaction to the walrus many times in my brain

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I’m starting a new series of polls I’m calling No Nuance Polls where you have no nuanced options and everyone gets really mad at me. To start with a banger:

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the jogre. is this anything.

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I saw that post about palworld and was like 'oh I love looking at pokemon-esque monster designs let's go look at the pals'

anyway dying over this one's page tbh

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one of my favorite posts of all time is the "o the pelican" one. genuinely a modern classic imo deserves to be in a museum