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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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REALLY big fan of the tone shift in this old History Channel train documentary

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Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

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zendaya is meechee

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Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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remember when guys would just wear anime girl orgasm face compilation hoodies out in the world i want a where are they now for those people. i do assume most of them have passed away from vape rig complications

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You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.

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Greedy hog

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me with my quilava

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are you a lobster because baby u make my lobs stir

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here's a random pokemon generator.

i got ash-greninja. he's wet.

(personal favorite pokemon version of the poll here)

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“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?