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Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

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My friend recently showed me the Louisiana Meshi AU and it made me realize (and stay with me) that Senshi is a South Alabama peanut farmer.

And not only that, he dominates the National Peanut Festival. (Stay with me).

You can’t tell me you wouldn’t find him somehow working every single type of food stand (making fresh kettle corn, boiling peanuts, and assisting the corn dog man).

Some say it’s magic, but he will feed the children dammit.

Additionally, he’s the type to give the “The peanut has many uses” ass speech to schools.

And he would most definitely provide peanuts for the parade.

This man gets up at the ass crack of dawn to attend this parade. The National Peanut Festival is his favorite holiday, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

His food loving ass was born and raised in the greater Dothan, AL area on a peanut farm.

If anything, he takes his food on the road for less fortunate state fairs.

And he can still devour a crawfish boil.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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No dwarfussy Thursday

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Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

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My horny ass could never be a mechanical engineer

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where is "at this rate sonic will become president" when you need it

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

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These two are locked in an eternal mew-off that neither the old gods nor the new could put an end to.

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How I feel trying to not spoil future HOTD plot points for my friend who hasn’t read the books when we discuss the new episodes.

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I’m so happy that Alys is played less like a “sexy sultry witch” and more like the “weird ass chick who casually licks blood off her fingers like it��s brownie batter and speaks in riddles” kind of way. She had to match Aemond’s freak and I think HotD has nailed it so far.

Love me my witch girly

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do you think lestat has spotify premium on his divorce ipad or do you think he makes himself sit through the adbreaks as a punishment

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made this to tickle my friend

this has definitely been done but god it just doesn't get old (much like daniel haha get it.....)

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Just realized some people AREN’T watching HOTD as a lesbian divorce drama. What a world.

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he has a 100% divorce rate btw