Jordan | girls are hot and it confuses me | little | weed is gr8 | taken | 12/24/17
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when I first became a ninja sex party fan: I'm gonna joke about how hot Danny Sexbang is. the joke here is that his character is actually a loser who would never get the girl in real life. meta humor is fun.
soon afterwards: you know, Danny Avidan is actually kinda cute in a dorky way. I wouldn't do him but he's got a reasonably nice face.
after discovering ship grumps: that was a pretty hot fic. maybe Dan is kinda sexy after all.
now: I DONT WANT ANYBODY ELSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT DAN I TOUCH MYSELF
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A compilation of the coolest sea slugs! From top to bottom we have.
Phyllodesmium Poindimiei
Dirona Albolineata
Cadlinella Ornatissima
Janolus Fuscus
Cyerce Nigricans
Flabellina Iodinea
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A bagel is just a fuckable sandwich
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edward texting bella about the snail he saw moodboard
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“A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me. How’s your day going?”
Post by u/JaMollyAdams
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“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”
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presently yodelinge lugubriously in the kitchen
#tnank u for glowing at me#shmo glowed at me during the day in full light amd my mom just said i was high
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got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s
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Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
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This is a Venezuelan Poodle Moth and is a relatively new species of moth discovered by Dr. Arthur Anker in the Gran Sabana region of Venezuela.
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welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger
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