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Our ballpit queen herself @raccoonmilf!!! 👑

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When your therapist tells you dashcon 2 ended 25 days ago and that you need to leave the ball pit

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As a rabies educator, it is so nice to have friends who take proper rabies testing seriously like @xiranjayzhao Maximilien Robespierre

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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10 True Things that happened at Dashcon 2 but they get more and more niche and obscure

1. The muppet joker was murdered in cold blood, and then KUNGPOWPENIS’d before the musical group *The Musical Interdudes* sung “am I am man or a muppet” in their memory.

2. There was a knighting and failed insurrection

3. Ball pit piss was sold for two dollars.

4. Dashcon 2 raised $7000 CAD for The Canadian Cancer Society.

5. Two different things were left in the ball pit, a red plastic tooth and a paper sign reading “PISS”.

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6. There was a child murder hole beneath Dashcon 2 Staff headquarters that spanned the majority of underneath headquarters.

7. Part of the reason there was so many hand written signs around the con was because the Dashcon 2 printer was (trans inclusive) misogynistic and and would only work when operated by one of the guy staff members.

8. The staff held a party a few weeks after the con and drank Mojitos and The Flavour while WAY too many people were in the ball pit.

9. The prizes for the cosplay competition had hand drawn doodles on them from one of the staff.

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10. Someone tried to sell watches under their coat (supposedly) at the crow exchange and was subsequently banished for their crimes (most definitely).

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11. Staff members independently convinced the muppet joker to consume mustard on cheese pizza as his last meal (MUSTARD CULT REIGN SUPREME).

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Happy Birthday Korekiyo!!!

Fun Fact: Korekiyo’s birthday is July 31st because it was the birthday of Kunio Yanagita, who is considered to be the “Father of Modern Japanese Folklore.”

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Surprise hug!

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New Banner!!

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People will literally be doing anything on ao3

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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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Had to make this first

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The duel

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Twitter didn’t take the divorce well…

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Nessie @raccoonmilf, founder of the original Dashcon (who came up with the idea at 15 and then had the project hijacked by a bunch of adults who exploited her for child labor 😭) in a Marie-Antoinette-inspired Ball Pit Queen outfit constructed by herself + me as Yugioh Robespierre, at the incredible post-cringe redemption that was Dashcon 2.

We did NOT plan this coincidence but once we realized it we did plan that little failed revolution quelled by Sir @strange-aeons at the Closing Ceremony!

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i really enjoy that i’m experiencing dashcon 2 in the same way that my forefathers experienced the original dashcon: though sporadic bursts in chaotic photos. i have no damn clue what’s going on except the ball pit is tiny, strange aeons won the duel and ousted the muppet joker, there was a live in person kung pow penis, and someone cosplayed the children’s hospital

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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2