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teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼
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tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"
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oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
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They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again
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queen elizabeth single just in time for hot girl summer
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Bro why the hell are people still liking my shit its been like a year ir two since ive been on here for more than a minute
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i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji
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california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.
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