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i have a disease that makes me not do my homework its called being a fucking idiot

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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when people make those posts that are like “i had a crush on a cartoon character when i was a 8 year old” and “i listened to nightcore when i was 10″ i cannot relate to those at all because up until i was like 12 i swear to god i was barely human like i would run around like a miniature madman and destroy everything in my path and the first day of 1st grade i knocked some other kid out with a book because i turned to the wrong page and she corrected me. in my defense i was a 1st grader but thats not all. up until like 6th grade i would play this game where i would beat an invisible person to death at the back of the field and also i would eat like 3 sheets of paper a day 

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Maslow’s hierarchy of transmasc needs

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the news is bad sometimes

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Two non-offensive alternatives to the term "spirit animal"

Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.

Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed accessory. 

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Why is the official art for gigantimax snorlax so fucking profound and funny I’m screaming

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the only personality test that really matters is which starter they picked for each pkmn gen the first time they played. anyways rb with each of your first-time starters

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Gilles Marrey (French, b. 1963), Carqueiranne II, 2009. Oil on canvas, 150 x 150 cm.

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Little Vampire

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Good thing Cynthia is from Sinnoh because she is cold