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Happy birthday to the primary source!!!
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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“Mom says it’s my turn to hit jimmy with a bat” - Everyone who has ever existed, in sequential order
People Who Should Be Allowed To Hit Jimmy Mouthwashing With A Bat
Anya
Curly
Daisuke
Swansea
Anya
Daisuke's Parents
Swansea's Wife
Swansea's Kids
Anya
Anya
Every Artist Who Has Had To Draw Him
Every Player Who Has Had To Play As Him
Anya
#The day I stop hating jimmy is the day every atom that has ever existed in my being has dissipated into the cosmos#It’s also the day the germ just never existed at all#And even then I’d still feel a directionless hatred that will guide me towards a reality in which he does#So I can get my swings in#I hope this hurts you fucking germ#Kills 100% of germs
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FROM THE TOP ROPE ITS ANYA!!!
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I don’t know man, the way he’s lying is really unstable. Probably going to fall into that hammer again.
How many more times you may ask?
Initial estimates show nonstop falling for the duration of the voyage
out of character but i think he should be allowed to do this
out of frame is anya preparing a salt and lime solution for his wounds and swansea mysteriously losing his OTHER hammer
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Daisuke my beloved

Cork ‘im Daisuke‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Fuck Jimmy just so much
No tags cause this’ll find its audience


CW : gore

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2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]
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Fuck yeah

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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I’m not going to shut up. I’m not going to lay down and die. I will not be complacent. I will not greet fascism with a polite smile. I refuse to hide. I refuse to give up.
I’m going to be LOUD and RUDE and ANGRY. I’m going to FIGHT and YELL and PROTEST. I WILL NOT hide who I am. I know some of us have no other choice but to hide for their own safety, so I’ll yell twice as loud and fight twice as hard and be twice as visible for all of us. I REFUSE to let fascism win. I’m going to outlast. I’m going to SURVIVE. I’m going to LIVE.
ITS NOT OVER UNTIL ITS FUCKING OVER
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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*comes barging into room crammed full with people i do not know*
*steps on podium to grab a non-existent megaphone*
*screams from the bottom of my lungs with a self-confidence and conviction that I will never ever have again in a million years*
"HERA SYNDULLA AND KANAN JARRUS HAVE THE MOST TENDER HEARTFELT RESPECTFUL CARING FUN LOVING HEALTHY AND COMPLEMENTARY DYNAMIC IN ALL OF STAR WARS, AND ARE THE SOFTEST AND MOST WHOLESOME AND BEST RELATIONSHIP IN ALL OF STAR WARS, AND ALSO HERA DID NOT DESERVE TO LOSE KANAN LIKE SHE DID AFTER ALL THE HORRIBLE PAIN SHE ENDURED, AND KANAN DID NOT DESERVE TO END UP THE WAY HE DID AFTER ALL THE HORRENDOUS TRAUMA HE ENDURED, AND HIS DEATH CONTINUES TO BREAK AND HAUNT ME AFTER MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, SO I WILL SIMPLY CONTINUE TO NOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT HE IS DEAD AND PRETEND THAT HE IS ALIVE AND WELL INSTEAD INSIDE THE GHOST WITH HERA AND JACEN AND CHOPPER AND SEARCHING FOR HIS PADAWAN TOGETHER WITH THE REST OF HIS FOUND FAMILY no i will not accept any criticism thank you"
*drops megaphone*
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you know what. rebels was so fucking good and i’m tired of the slander. rebels is a story about a boy who lost his family and his safety and his home and never had cause to look out for anyone other than himself, who met a group of strangers who showed him love and trust and forgiveness, and became a man who sacrificed his life to save his planet and the rebellion. it’s a story about moving on from loss but not forgetting it; coping with devastating trauma and realising it doesn’t define you; realising you aren’t your mistakes and you can do better and will do better. it’s about the importance of art as both a political tool and a part of life, and the triumph of nature over man and machine. i just have so many fucking feelings about this show i love it so much-
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book of boba / mandalorian spoiler 🧍🏽♀️
AINT NO WAY SHES ASKING BOYT HIS HELMET TIGHT NOW FUCKSKBAKSNZK
SHE SAID HES NOT A MANDALORIAN ANYMRORE EKJDNDKSJJSBDJ NO
im crying real tears

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Loth Cat: Meow!
Ezra: You know, I never thought of it that way.
Sabine: Does he actually understand the loth cat or is he just fucking with us?
Zeb: Honestly it could be either
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